ignorance is bliss!

Topeka, Kansas which is a toddling , vibrant and forward thinking town has once again proven that rasing corn and wheat kills brain cells.

Topeka's Board of Education, much to the embarrassment of the State's Governor, has decided the teaching of evolution should be abolished. A majority of the Board are religious conservatives and born again zealots and want to throw out the teaching of evolution. They insist that alternate theories of creation whould be presented in their schools. Some members of the Board must believe that Paula Abdul giving head to an American Idol contestant was responsible for the "big bang."

Many of these same people tried to evoke the memory of the Scopes trial in Topeka years ago but fortunately were voted out of office. Like a bad case of genital herpies they waited in the dark and popped up un-welcomed and unannounced to spring their religious ignorance on the good citizens of Topeka.

To hell with scientific theory and progress. These numbnuts are willing to become a laughing stock to any American with an I.Q. larger than their neck size. Isn't it time that all Kansans including Dorothy, Toto and Bob Dole send these ignorant fools packing? Let's all click our heels and make them disappear.