NEVER TOO OLD TO LEARN SOMETHING...
I LOVE THE HISTORY CHANNEL. I REALLY DO. IF IT WAS BLONDE AND HAD BIG BREASTS I’D MARRY IT.
YOU CAN LEARN SO MUCH WATCHING IT. FOR INSTANCE; I LEARNED THAT ALEXANDER THE GREAT WAS REALLY VERY SHY AND PREFERED BEING CALLED “ALEXANDER THE BARELY ADEQUATE”; THAT THE REASON NAPOLEON KEPT A HAND IN HIS JACKET WAS HE LOVED TO PLAY WITH HIS NIPPLES. WHEN HE WAS HOME HE’D STICK CLOSED-PINS ON THEM; THAT JACK THE RIPPER WAS NOT A MURDEROUS FIEND BUT BELIEVED THAT WHORES REALLY LIKED TO OPEN UP TO STRANGERS.
OTHER CHANNELS THAT MIGHT BE OF INTEREST IS THE ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL. THEY DID A MONTH LONG DOCUMENTARY TRYING TO PROVE THAT SALLY STRUTHERS HAD TALENT. IT FAILED AS HER CAREER HAS.
THE POINT IS THAT IF YOU WATCH THESE CHANNELS YOU CAN LEARN AMAZING THINGS. STUFF NOT TAUGHT IN SCHOOL OR ON LARRY KING LIVE. WE SHOULD ALL BE OPEN FOR NEW HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE. THE ONLY WAY TO DISPENSE WITH INCORRECT THEORIES IS TO WATCH CABLE NETWORKS.
CASE IN POINT. HISTORY CHANNEL HAD A VERY INTERESTING DOCUMENTARY ON ADOLPH HITLER. A VERY MISUNDERSTOOD FELLA. HISTORY WRITES THAT ADOLPH WAS AN INSANE PSYCHOPATH WHO HATED JEWS...AND MEAT. NOT NECCESSALLY IN THAT ORDER. WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT THERE WAS MORE TO ADOLPH THAN A FUNNY MUSTACHE AND A LOVE FOR DANCING. GO KNOW.
THE PRODUCER OF THIS DOCUMENTARY, A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED, BUNNY HIMMLER, CLAIMS THAT HITLER SUFFERED FROM EXTREME FLATULENCE! NOT JUST A CASE OF FARTING. NO, ADOLPH SUFFERED SO MUCH FROM EXTREME FLATULENCE THAT HIS WHOLE LIFE REVOLVED AROUND HIS GAS. TURNS OUT HE DIDN’T HATE JEWS AT ALL. HOWEVER, WHENEVER HE ATE CABBAGE SOUP OR TZIMMIS HE WAS UNDER SUCH STOMACH PAIN THAT HE BLEW HOLES IN HIS LEDERHOSEN. HIS GENERALS, WHO COULDN’T UNDERSTAND ‘FART’, THOUGHT HE WAS ORDERING THEM TO INVADE POLAND. THOSE IDIOT NAZIS COULDN’T READ, SMELL OR UNDERSTAND A SIMPLE FART FROM UNDERSTANDING A WORD THAT RINGO STARR EVER SAID.
SO, HISTORY SEEMS TO PROVE THAT HITLER NEVER INTENDED TO KILL, 8 MILLIONS JEWISH PEOPLE . HE WAS JUST TRYING TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT A FATTY CORNED BEEF SANDWICH.
LIKE I SAID THE HISTORY CHANNEL IS FASCINATING. IT CAN TEACH ALL OF US A LOT. KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND AN OPEN ASSHOLE. STOP WATCHING DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES AND START WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL.
YOU CAN LEARN SO MUCH WATCHING IT. FOR INSTANCE; I LEARNED THAT ALEXANDER THE GREAT WAS REALLY VERY SHY AND PREFERED BEING CALLED “ALEXANDER THE BARELY ADEQUATE”; THAT THE REASON NAPOLEON KEPT A HAND IN HIS JACKET WAS HE LOVED TO PLAY WITH HIS NIPPLES. WHEN HE WAS HOME HE’D STICK CLOSED-PINS ON THEM; THAT JACK THE RIPPER WAS NOT A MURDEROUS FIEND BUT BELIEVED THAT WHORES REALLY LIKED TO OPEN UP TO STRANGERS.
OTHER CHANNELS THAT MIGHT BE OF INTEREST IS THE ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL. THEY DID A MONTH LONG DOCUMENTARY TRYING TO PROVE THAT SALLY STRUTHERS HAD TALENT. IT FAILED AS HER CAREER HAS.
THE POINT IS THAT IF YOU WATCH THESE CHANNELS YOU CAN LEARN AMAZING THINGS. STUFF NOT TAUGHT IN SCHOOL OR ON LARRY KING LIVE. WE SHOULD ALL BE OPEN FOR NEW HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE. THE ONLY WAY TO DISPENSE WITH INCORRECT THEORIES IS TO WATCH CABLE NETWORKS.
CASE IN POINT. HISTORY CHANNEL HAD A VERY INTERESTING DOCUMENTARY ON ADOLPH HITLER. A VERY MISUNDERSTOOD FELLA. HISTORY WRITES THAT ADOLPH WAS AN INSANE PSYCHOPATH WHO HATED JEWS...AND MEAT. NOT NECCESSALLY IN THAT ORDER. WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT THERE WAS MORE TO ADOLPH THAN A FUNNY MUSTACHE AND A LOVE FOR DANCING. GO KNOW.
THE PRODUCER OF THIS DOCUMENTARY, A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED, BUNNY HIMMLER, CLAIMS THAT HITLER SUFFERED FROM EXTREME FLATULENCE! NOT JUST A CASE OF FARTING. NO, ADOLPH SUFFERED SO MUCH FROM EXTREME FLATULENCE THAT HIS WHOLE LIFE REVOLVED AROUND HIS GAS. TURNS OUT HE DIDN’T HATE JEWS AT ALL. HOWEVER, WHENEVER HE ATE CABBAGE SOUP OR TZIMMIS HE WAS UNDER SUCH STOMACH PAIN THAT HE BLEW HOLES IN HIS LEDERHOSEN. HIS GENERALS, WHO COULDN’T UNDERSTAND ‘FART’, THOUGHT HE WAS ORDERING THEM TO INVADE POLAND. THOSE IDIOT NAZIS COULDN’T READ, SMELL OR UNDERSTAND A SIMPLE FART FROM UNDERSTANDING A WORD THAT RINGO STARR EVER SAID.
SO, HISTORY SEEMS TO PROVE THAT HITLER NEVER INTENDED TO KILL, 8 MILLIONS JEWISH PEOPLE . HE WAS JUST TRYING TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT A FATTY CORNED BEEF SANDWICH.
LIKE I SAID THE HISTORY CHANNEL IS FASCINATING. IT CAN TEACH ALL OF US A LOT. KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND AN OPEN ASSHOLE. STOP WATCHING DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES AND START WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL.
posted by THE RANTING OLD GEEZER at 7:10 PM
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