Wednesday, November 07, 2007

A DOLLAR BY ANY OTHER NAME IS A LOONEY.

A vast majority of U.S. citizens believe that George W. Bush is a stupid, asinine and dangerous President…and those are his supporters. People feel that his administration has caused irreparable damage to the country which will last for generations and generations: The enormous federal deficit which his grown under his leadership and has practically bankrupted our economy; The ugly, unseemly political partisanship which grew like a cancer during his nearly eight years in power; His maniacal power grabbing in trying to form an imperial executive at the determent of the other branches of government and his trampling of the Bill of Rights in his illegal use of wiretapping and eavesdropping of American citizens. Tens of millions are outraged that our government has ignored the Geneva Convention and, for the first time in our history, has engaged in torture of people the White House consider ‘enemies’. Others shake with rage at his appointment of neo-conservative and reactionary Justices to the Supreme Court fearing that their rightwing decisions will damage human and personal rights for years to come. Of course, his biggest unforgivable blunder was not following through on his pledges, after 9-11, to capture, kill and bring to justice the terrorists responsible for those attacks. Instead of committing enough manpower and material to do the job…he and Dick Cheney decided to invade Iraq instead and lie to the people about why they did it. Perhaps because the only logical reason for the attack was that they didn’t like Saddam’s mustache. His moronic invasion has cost nearly 4-thousand American military lives – and counting…and tens of thousands more injured permanently. That insane war is costing billions of needed dollars every month which could be spent at home for better purposes... our to pay off our federal debt. Do Americas really give a crap about trying to impose a democracy on people who never had one and are more interested in murdering each other while eating sheep’s eyes? Bush’s war has also alienated many long term allies and made America the most hated enemy of Muslims all over the world.

I think the above reasons are chump change to get pissed at George “the retard” Bush? Want to really get your blood pressure in orbit?

On my latest trip to Toronto, Canada I eagerly walked into a bank, slapped down 100 American dollars – expecting a Brink’s truck of Canadian money in exchange….lo and behold…I was given, are you ready?, 94 Canadian dollars in return. I sneered at the teller and said, “Hand over the rest of my money, eh?” She sneered right back and told me to kiss her hockey puck. It seems that because of Bush’s brilliant economic strategy the American dollar is now worth less than the Canadian Looney! Funny money named after a facata bird is worth more than our buck.

This hasn’t happened since Millard Fillmore vomited in the oval office and Anne Murray got her first period. Our dough is worthless! For that alone Bush should be impeached and made to listen to his own speeches. The prick!!!!!!