Wednesday, March 26, 2008

CALLING ALL PINHEADS....

CERTAIN THINGS ARE OBVIOUS. LIKE YOU’RE NOT GOING TO WIN A THREE-LEGGED RACE WITH THE POPE AS YOUR PARTNER. ANOTHER THING THAT CAN’T BE IGNORED IS THAT BILL O’REILLY IS A PUTZ! THIS LOUDMOUTH BULLY, CONSERVATIVE, PROFESSIONAL CATHOLIC – IS BEYOND THE PALE. BESIDES BEING VERY TALL HE HAS HALITOSIS OF THE BRAIN!

IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN UNFORTUNATE TO WATCH HIM ON FOX NEWS YOU KNOW I SPEAK THE TRUTH. HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT HE CAN SAY ANYTHING – USUALLY OUTRAGEOUS AND IGNORANT – AND NO ONE WILL CHALLENGE HIM. O’REILLY IS SO MEAN THAT HE PROBABLY SNEAKS INTO BAKERIES AT NIGHT AND SUCKS THE JELLY OUT OF DONUTS. FOR ALL HIS HOLIER THAN THOU BULLSHIT IT’S GOOD TO REMEMBER THAT HE WAS SUED FOR SEXUAL HARRASSMENT BY A FORMER FEMALE EMPLOYEE AND SETTLED FOR BIG BUCKS OUT OF COURT. IT SEEMS THAT BILL-O LIKES TO TALK DIRTY ON THE PHONE. WONDER IF HE LEARNED IT FROM ELLIOT SPITZER?

WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HIS SHOW IS THAT HE LIKES TO CALL ANYONE WHO DISAGREES, WITH HIS RIGHT WING POSITIONS, AS “PINHEADS.” OBVIOUSLY O’REILLY IS A WORDSMITH AND PROBABLY THINKS HE COINED THE PHRASE. “PINHEAD”? GIVE US A BREAK. FOR ALL THE MILLIONS HE’S PAID YOU’D THINK HE COULD COME UP WITH A CLEVERER INSULT. HOW ABOUT “DOODYHEAD”?

IF YOU HAPPEN TO TURN ON YOUR REMOTE AND HIT FOX NEWS WHILE HE IS ON THE AIR -- I DON’T RECOMMEND IT UNLESS YOU’RE THE TYPE WHO WANTS TO FLY BACK IN TIME AND HIDE IN KING GEORGE’S WIG – YOU WILL NOTICE THAT BILL LIKES TO INVITE YOUNG BLONDE “EXPERTS” ON THE AIR TO CHAT WITH HIM. NO BRUNETTES ALLOWED.

THESE BIMBOS USUALLY HAVE RACKS THAT NEED SCAFFOLDING AND ARE AS BRIGHT AS SQUEEGEES. DOESN’T CALL THEM “PINHEADS”…ALTHOUGH THEY ARE. HE JUST GUSHES AND FLIRTATIOUSLY TALKS AWAY WHILE WACKING IT UNDER HIS DESK.

O’REILLY IS SO TWO-FACED THAT HE CAN BE CLASSIFIED AS A TWIN. THIS SEXUAL PREVERT HAS TROUBLE SPEAKING TWO MEANINGFUL SENTENCES ON “MY FAVORITE TOY.” IF YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH TURN HIM ON AND WATCH THE SCENE WITH BLONDIE AND BLONDIE.