POLITICANS ARE ANIMALS!
HENRY KISSINGER ONCE SAID THAT POWER WAS THE ULTIMATE APHRODISIAC. HE SHOULD KNOW. IT WAS ALSO THE ONLY TRUE THING HE’S EVER SAID. HE MADE LYING ABOUT FOREIGN POLICY, POLITICS AND VIET NAM INTO AN ART FORM.
THE ONLY REASON THE GEEZER IS EVEN ADDRESSING THE SUBJECT IS THAT IT BOGGLES THE MIND THAT POLITICIANS THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING SORDID AND ILLEGAL THAT THEY DO. THE POWER THEY HAVE FROM THEIR OFFICE OBVIOUSLY TURNS THEM INTO RETARDS. FORMER GOVERNOR ELLIOT SPITZER OF NEW YORK IS THE LATEST EXAMPLE OF A POWER BROKER WHO THOUGHT HE COULD GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. THE PUTZ RUINED A POTENTIALLY BRILLIANT POLITICAL CAREER NOT TO MENTION HIS REPUTATION AND HURTING HIS FAMILY. SPITZER JOINS A LONG LIST OF REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS WHO RECENTLY GOT CAUGHT WITH THEIR HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR OR SOMEONE’S JAR. TOM DELAY WAS CAUGHT IN ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES, BOB LIVINGSTON, OF LOUISIANA, WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE BEFORE HE WAS FORCED TO RESIGN WHEN HE WAS CAUGHT IN FINANCIAL HIJINKS. REP. DUKE CUNNINGHAM ACTED LIKE HE WAS A MEMBER OF THE MAFIA IN PUTTING HIS VOTE UP FOR SALE. THE REPRESENTATIVE FROM FLORIDA WHO HAD TO STEP DOWN FOR HITTING ON MALE PAGES, THE SENATOR FROM LOUISIANA WHO ADMITTED USING THE WASHINGTON MADAM’S SERVICES. AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, THE NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR WHO RESIGNED WHEN HE ADMITTED A HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIR WITH AN AIDE. ARE THESE FOOLS KIDDING?
IN THE OLD DAYS, PRESIDENTS AND POLITICIANS COULD GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING BECAUSE THE PRESS CONSIDERED THEIR INDISCRETIONS NONE OF THE PUBLIC’S BUSINESS.
JOHN KENNEDY WAS KNOWN TO HAVE ALMOST DAILY ORGIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE SWIMMING POOL; FDR CARRIED ON A LONG TIME AFFAIR WITH A WOMAN, LINDON JOHNSON WS KNOWN TO FOOL AROUND WITH AN NBC REPORTER…IT WASN’T UNTIL BILL CLINTON ASSIGNATIONS WERE SO OUTRAGEOUS THAT THE PRESS FINALLY COULDN’T TURN A BLIND COMPUTER TO IT, ANYMORE. SINCE 24-HOUR NEWS COVERAGE THE GAME HAS CHANGED. NOTHING IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR REPORTERS TO WRITE ABOUT. STILL THESE ELECTED BOZOS DON’T THINK THEY’LL BE FOUND OUT. WRONG!
I PREDICT REPORTERS WILL COME OUT WITH NEW STORIES ABOUT SOME FAMOUS POLITICIANS OF YESTEREYEAR. PRESIDENT MILLARD FILMORE KNEW HIS WIFE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH AN AIDE. SINCE THEY WERE SHARING THE SAME BED HE KEPT ASKING HER WHO THAT MAN NEXT TO THEM WAS? ABE LINCOLN WAS SO CHEAP THAT HE OFTEN TRIED TO PAY RESTAURANT BILLS WITH MATTRESS TAGS. EVEN GEORGE WASHINGTON COULD BE CAUGHT UP IN A SCANDAL. IT’S WELL KNOWN HE USED TO SCREW AROUND WITH A COURVER WHO LOOKED LIKE JAIME FARR. IT’S RUMORED THAT DICK NIXON USED TO FOOL AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF PARSLEY. I COULD GO ON AND ON.
THE POINT IS THAT EVERY POLITICANS, WHO MANY OF US THINK ARE BRIGHT, INTELLIGENT MEN AND WOMEN ARE REALLY SICK, SEXUAL FREAKS. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST – HILLARY CLINTON WILL HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR PLAYING SPOONS IN HER UNDERWEAR.
NONE OF THEM CAN BE TRUSTED. THE COUNTRY WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF WE ELECTED HAND PUPPETS NAMED, MURRAY. I NEVER HEARD OF A HAND PUPPET CHEATING ON THE OTHER HAND.
THE ONLY REASON THE GEEZER IS EVEN ADDRESSING THE SUBJECT IS THAT IT BOGGLES THE MIND THAT POLITICIANS THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING SORDID AND ILLEGAL THAT THEY DO. THE POWER THEY HAVE FROM THEIR OFFICE OBVIOUSLY TURNS THEM INTO RETARDS. FORMER GOVERNOR ELLIOT SPITZER OF NEW YORK IS THE LATEST EXAMPLE OF A POWER BROKER WHO THOUGHT HE COULD GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. THE PUTZ RUINED A POTENTIALLY BRILLIANT POLITICAL CAREER NOT TO MENTION HIS REPUTATION AND HURTING HIS FAMILY. SPITZER JOINS A LONG LIST OF REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS WHO RECENTLY GOT CAUGHT WITH THEIR HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR OR SOMEONE’S JAR. TOM DELAY WAS CAUGHT IN ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES, BOB LIVINGSTON, OF LOUISIANA, WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE BEFORE HE WAS FORCED TO RESIGN WHEN HE WAS CAUGHT IN FINANCIAL HIJINKS. REP. DUKE CUNNINGHAM ACTED LIKE HE WAS A MEMBER OF THE MAFIA IN PUTTING HIS VOTE UP FOR SALE. THE REPRESENTATIVE FROM FLORIDA WHO HAD TO STEP DOWN FOR HITTING ON MALE PAGES, THE SENATOR FROM LOUISIANA WHO ADMITTED USING THE WASHINGTON MADAM’S SERVICES. AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, THE NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR WHO RESIGNED WHEN HE ADMITTED A HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIR WITH AN AIDE. ARE THESE FOOLS KIDDING?
IN THE OLD DAYS, PRESIDENTS AND POLITICIANS COULD GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING BECAUSE THE PRESS CONSIDERED THEIR INDISCRETIONS NONE OF THE PUBLIC’S BUSINESS.
JOHN KENNEDY WAS KNOWN TO HAVE ALMOST DAILY ORGIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE SWIMMING POOL; FDR CARRIED ON A LONG TIME AFFAIR WITH A WOMAN, LINDON JOHNSON WS KNOWN TO FOOL AROUND WITH AN NBC REPORTER…IT WASN’T UNTIL BILL CLINTON ASSIGNATIONS WERE SO OUTRAGEOUS THAT THE PRESS FINALLY COULDN’T TURN A BLIND COMPUTER TO IT, ANYMORE. SINCE 24-HOUR NEWS COVERAGE THE GAME HAS CHANGED. NOTHING IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR REPORTERS TO WRITE ABOUT. STILL THESE ELECTED BOZOS DON’T THINK THEY’LL BE FOUND OUT. WRONG!
I PREDICT REPORTERS WILL COME OUT WITH NEW STORIES ABOUT SOME FAMOUS POLITICIANS OF YESTEREYEAR. PRESIDENT MILLARD FILMORE KNEW HIS WIFE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH AN AIDE. SINCE THEY WERE SHARING THE SAME BED HE KEPT ASKING HER WHO THAT MAN NEXT TO THEM WAS? ABE LINCOLN WAS SO CHEAP THAT HE OFTEN TRIED TO PAY RESTAURANT BILLS WITH MATTRESS TAGS. EVEN GEORGE WASHINGTON COULD BE CAUGHT UP IN A SCANDAL. IT’S WELL KNOWN HE USED TO SCREW AROUND WITH A COURVER WHO LOOKED LIKE JAIME FARR. IT’S RUMORED THAT DICK NIXON USED TO FOOL AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF PARSLEY. I COULD GO ON AND ON.
THE POINT IS THAT EVERY POLITICANS, WHO MANY OF US THINK ARE BRIGHT, INTELLIGENT MEN AND WOMEN ARE REALLY SICK, SEXUAL FREAKS. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST – HILLARY CLINTON WILL HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR PLAYING SPOONS IN HER UNDERWEAR.
NONE OF THEM CAN BE TRUSTED. THE COUNTRY WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF WE ELECTED HAND PUPPETS NAMED, MURRAY. I NEVER HEARD OF A HAND PUPPET CHEATING ON THE OTHER HAND.
posted by THE RANTING OLD GEEZER at 12:36 PM
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