YUMMMMM. A DOG.

AREN’T YOU SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE WHO HEMANDHAW ABOUT THINGS? WHERE ARE THE BALSY FOLKS WHO SPEAK THEIR MINDS? I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY SPEAK SOMEONE ELSES MIND. IF SOMETHING BOTHERS YOU DON’T LET IT GIVE YOU AN ULCER – YELL, SCREAM OR PUNCH A PILLOW. IF YOU DON’T OWN A PILLOW, PUNCH THE PERSON WHO’S CAUSING YOU THE PROBLEM.

I, AM, ADDING A PROTESTOR, LIVING IN LONDON, TO MY TOP TEN LISTS OF HEROES. THIS FELLOW GOT PISSED OFF AT THE ROYAL FAMILY AND INSTEAD OF MUMBLING ABOUT IT – HE TOOK ACTION. NOW THERE’S A LOT ABOUT THE ROYAL FAMILY THAT CAN ANNOY ANYONE. THE WAY THEY LOOK; THEIR MONEY; THE QUEEN’S FASHIONS OR LACK OF SAME AND, OF COURSE, THEIR ABILITY TO NOT DO ANYTHING.

WHEN THIS GUY READ THAT THE QUEEN’S HUSBAND, IN A FIT OF PIQUE, BEAT A FOX TO DEATH HE FELT SOMETHING DRASTIC WAS IN ORDER. NOW, PHILIP IS A CARD CARRYING PUTZ BUT EVEN HE CAN’T GO AROUND BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF SOME DEFENSELESS ANIMAL. WAIT, MAYBE HE WAS GOING TO GIVE HIS WIFE THE FOX/ROAD KILL TO WEAR AROUND HER TURKEY NECK.

BEFORE YOU START THINKING THAT THIS BRITISH MAN WAS SOME KIND OF TREE-HUGGER OF BLEEDING LIBERAL…YOU ARE WRONG. HE DIDN’T TRY TO BREAK INTO BUCKINGHAM PALACE AND ASSAULT THE QUEEN EVEN THOUGH GOD KNOWS SHE NEEDS SOME ASSAULTING….HE CHOSE TO SHOW HIS PROTEST TO THE SENSELESS KILLING BY STRIKING BACK AT THE ROYALS FAVORITE THING.

HE CALLED THE PRESS TOGETHER AND IN FRONT OF ALL OF THEM ATE THE QUEENS FAVORITE KIND OF DOG. A CORGI. THESE FUNNY LOOKING DOGS ARE AS UGLY AS CAMILLA PARKER AND YOU JUST KNOW THAT THEY SHIT ALL OVER THE PALACE. YES, HE TUCKED A NAPKIN UNDER HIS CHIN AND MUNCHED AWAY.
NOW, SOME MIGHT SAY THAT HE WENT TOO FAR BUT NOT MOI. WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE FOX IS GOOD FOR A FLEABAG OF A DOG.

THIS BRAVE SOUL DIDN’T EVEN PUT KETCHUP ON HIS MEAL. HE ATE IT AU’NATURAL. I’M SENDING HIM A CONGRATULATORY TELEGRAM AND A CASE OF DIARRHEA MEDICATION. I TIP MY BOWLER TO THIS GENTLEMAN.