BRING ON THE BULLET TRAIN.
WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS, BESIDES AN HONEST POLITICIAN – ARE BULLET TRAINS. EVERYONE, EVERYBODY, ALL OF US IS SICK AND DISGUSTED ABOUT THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY. THEY SUCK!
THE HORROR STORIES DON’T SEEM TO STOP. BAGGAGE
PROBLEMS, PLANES NEVER DEPARTING OR ARRIVING ON TIME, UNCOMFORTABLE SEATS, LOUSY SERVICE AND ON AND ON. THE LATEST OUTRAGE IS BEYOND THE PALE. IN CHICAGO RENCENTLY TWO PLANDES SOOOO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, AIR TRAFFIC HAD TO THROW COLD WATER ON THE PLANES. REMEMBER WHEN STEWARDESS' USED TO BE SEXY, YOUNG AND GORGEOUS? NOW THEY HAVE WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE MY OLD AUNT YETTA -- SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D FIND ON A SEA FOOD MENU.
A NEW YORK CITY MAN IS SUING JETBLUE AIRWAYS FOR MORE THAN 2 MILLION BECAUSE HE SAYS…I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. EVEN THE GEEZER’S VIVID IMAGINATION COULD COME UP WITH THIS CRAZINESS. HE’S SUING BECAUSE A PILOT MADE HIM GIVE UP HIS SEAT TO A FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND MADE HIM SIT ON THE TOILET FOR MORE THAN 3-HOURS ON A FLIGHT FROM CALIFORNIA. THIS CUSTOMER CLAIMS THE PILOT INSISTED THAT HE ‘HANG OUT IN THE BATHROOM’ BECAUSE THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT COMPLAINED THAT THE ‘JUMP SEAT’ SHE WAS ASSIGNED WAS UNCOMFORTABLE. IF I’M LYING I’M DYING. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!
INITIALLY THIS POOR SOUL WAS TOLD A FLIGHT ATTENDANT HAD TAKEN THE LAST SEAT ON THE PLANE, BUT WAS THEN ADVISED SHE WOULD SIT IN THE EMPLOYEE ‘JUMP SEAT’ MEANING HE COULD HAVE THE LAST SEAT. WHEN THE OUTRAGED MAN COMPLAINED, HE WAS TOLD, “HE WAS THE PILOT, THAT THIS WAS HIS PLANE, UNDER HIS COMMAND AND THAT THE GUY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR BEING ON BOARD.” THE AIRCRAFT HIT TURBULENCE AND PASSENGERS WERE DIRECTED TO RETURN TO THEIR SEATS, BUT THE PLAINTIFF HAD NO SEAT TO RETURN TO, SITTING ON A TOILET STOOL WITH NO SEAT BELT.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING TO ONE OF US? WHAT TIME GUY SHOULD HAVE DONE WAS EAT SOME OF THE SLOP FOOD OFFERED BY THE AIRLINE AND GOTTEN DIARRHEA. THEN THE TOYTOY SEAT WOULD BECOME USUAL. I JUST HOPE HE REFUSED TO LET ANYBODY ELSE INTO THE TOILET DURING THE FLIGHT. FUCK ‘EM!!! AND FUCK JETBLUE!
IF WE HAD BULLET TRAINS TAKING US ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN COMFORT – THE AIRLINES WOULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS – WHICH MOST OF THEM ARE DOING ANYWAY.
THE HORROR STORIES DON’T SEEM TO STOP. BAGGAGE
PROBLEMS, PLANES NEVER DEPARTING OR ARRIVING ON TIME, UNCOMFORTABLE SEATS, LOUSY SERVICE AND ON AND ON. THE LATEST OUTRAGE IS BEYOND THE PALE. IN CHICAGO RENCENTLY TWO PLANDES SOOOO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, AIR TRAFFIC HAD TO THROW COLD WATER ON THE PLANES. REMEMBER WHEN STEWARDESS' USED TO BE SEXY, YOUNG AND GORGEOUS? NOW THEY HAVE WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE MY OLD AUNT YETTA -- SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D FIND ON A SEA FOOD MENU.
A NEW YORK CITY MAN IS SUING JETBLUE AIRWAYS FOR MORE THAN 2 MILLION BECAUSE HE SAYS…I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. EVEN THE GEEZER’S VIVID IMAGINATION COULD COME UP WITH THIS CRAZINESS. HE’S SUING BECAUSE A PILOT MADE HIM GIVE UP HIS SEAT TO A FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND MADE HIM SIT ON THE TOILET FOR MORE THAN 3-HOURS ON A FLIGHT FROM CALIFORNIA. THIS CUSTOMER CLAIMS THE PILOT INSISTED THAT HE ‘HANG OUT IN THE BATHROOM’ BECAUSE THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT COMPLAINED THAT THE ‘JUMP SEAT’ SHE WAS ASSIGNED WAS UNCOMFORTABLE. IF I’M LYING I’M DYING. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!
INITIALLY THIS POOR SOUL WAS TOLD A FLIGHT ATTENDANT HAD TAKEN THE LAST SEAT ON THE PLANE, BUT WAS THEN ADVISED SHE WOULD SIT IN THE EMPLOYEE ‘JUMP SEAT’ MEANING HE COULD HAVE THE LAST SEAT. WHEN THE OUTRAGED MAN COMPLAINED, HE WAS TOLD, “HE WAS THE PILOT, THAT THIS WAS HIS PLANE, UNDER HIS COMMAND AND THAT THE GUY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR BEING ON BOARD.” THE AIRCRAFT HIT TURBULENCE AND PASSENGERS WERE DIRECTED TO RETURN TO THEIR SEATS, BUT THE PLAINTIFF HAD NO SEAT TO RETURN TO, SITTING ON A TOILET STOOL WITH NO SEAT BELT.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING TO ONE OF US? WHAT TIME GUY SHOULD HAVE DONE WAS EAT SOME OF THE SLOP FOOD OFFERED BY THE AIRLINE AND GOTTEN DIARRHEA. THEN THE TOYTOY SEAT WOULD BECOME USUAL. I JUST HOPE HE REFUSED TO LET ANYBODY ELSE INTO THE TOILET DURING THE FLIGHT. FUCK ‘EM!!! AND FUCK JETBLUE!
IF WE HAD BULLET TRAINS TAKING US ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN COMFORT – THE AIRLINES WOULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS – WHICH MOST OF THEM ARE DOING ANYWAY.
posted by THE RANTING OLD GEEZER at 1:06 PM
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