A NERVOUS DOG.
THE PARIS HILTON COURTROOM COMEDY SKETCH IS LIVING PROOF THAT THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET. I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT THAT SAYING MEANT. IT’S LIKE “HAPPY AS A CLAM.” HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HAPPY CLAM? HOW CAN YOU TELL? DOES IT GIGGLE WHEN YOU DIP IT IN COCKTAIL SAUCE?
CHELSEA, VERMONT HAS NOW JOINED THE RANKS OF TOWNS WITH RETARDED LAWS AND JUSTICE SYSTEM. JUST A DAY BEFORE THEY WERE GOING TO PUT A WOMAN ON TRIAL THE STATE’S ATTORNEY DECIDED TO DROP THE CHARGES AGAINST HER. BEFORE YOU GET UPSET ABOUT CODDLING CRIMINALS AND PROTECTING THE RIGHTS OF VICTIMS – TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
JAYNA HUTCHINSON WAS ARRESTED BY THE VERMONT STATE POLICE FOR…YOU’RE GOING TO SAY THE OLD GEEZER MADE THIS UP…..”STARING AND MAKING FACES AT A POLICE DOG.” NUTS, HUH? HERE’S HOW IT HAPPENED. POLICE WERE CALLED TO A MARKET TO INVESTIGATE A REPORTED BRAWL. THEY WERE APPROACHED BY HUTCHINSON, WHO TOLD ONE OFFICER SHE HAD BEEN ASSAULTED THE DAY BEFORE BY ONE OF THE MEN INVOLVED. SHE ASKED VERMONT STATE POLICE SGT. TODD PROTZMAN TO TAKE HER STATEMENT BUT HE REFUSED, TELLING HER SHE SMELLED LIKE ALCOHOL AND WAS DRUNK BUT THAT HE WOULD TAKE HER STATEMENT ANOTHER TIME. SURE. TYPICAL COP MOVE…WAS PROBABLY IN A HURRY TO GET TO A DONUT SHOP.
AFTER A HEATED EXCHANGE, SHE APPROACHED PROTZMAN’S CRUISER, WHERE HIS DOG MAX WAS WAITING, PUTTING HER FACE WITHIN INCHES OF THE WINDOW AND “STARING AT HIM IN A TAUNTING/HARASSING MANNER.
“WHEN THE DEFENDANT TAUNTED MY CANINE, MAX WAS FOCUSED ON THE DEFENDANT AND THE PERCEIVED THREAT SHE PRESNTED TO HIM”, PROTZMAN CLAIMED. “HE WAS NO LONGER FOCUSED ON ME AND THE OTHER OFFICERS AT THE SCENE.
SO THAT’S WHAT THIS CASE WAS ALL ABOUT. THE COP WAS JEALOUS OF THE WOMAN BECAUSE THE DOG WAS INTERESTED IN HER. THIS VERMONT GESTAPO OFFICER BETTER GET A LIFE. FIRST, THE CANINE IS NOT “HIS”. IT BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE OF VERMONT. “PROSECUTING A WOMAN FOR STARING AT A POLICE DOG IS ABSURD,” SAID HER LAWYER. “PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE FACES AT POLICE DOGS AND OFFICERS TO EXPRESS THEIR DISAPPROVAL. IT’S CONSTITUTIONAL EXPRESSION.” DAMN RIGHT! I, AM, SO UPSET BY THIS THAT I MAY TAKE A TRIP TO VERMONT AND STICK MY TONGUE OUT AT EVERY DOG I SEE. IF SHE CHANGED THE DOG’S BEHAVIOR LET THE MUTT GO AND VISIT TONY SOPRANO’S SHRINK. HE DOESN’T NEED HER ANYMORE.
CHELSEA, VERMONT HAS NOW JOINED THE RANKS OF TOWNS WITH RETARDED LAWS AND JUSTICE SYSTEM. JUST A DAY BEFORE THEY WERE GOING TO PUT A WOMAN ON TRIAL THE STATE’S ATTORNEY DECIDED TO DROP THE CHARGES AGAINST HER. BEFORE YOU GET UPSET ABOUT CODDLING CRIMINALS AND PROTECTING THE RIGHTS OF VICTIMS – TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
JAYNA HUTCHINSON WAS ARRESTED BY THE VERMONT STATE POLICE FOR…YOU’RE GOING TO SAY THE OLD GEEZER MADE THIS UP…..”STARING AND MAKING FACES AT A POLICE DOG.” NUTS, HUH? HERE’S HOW IT HAPPENED. POLICE WERE CALLED TO A MARKET TO INVESTIGATE A REPORTED BRAWL. THEY WERE APPROACHED BY HUTCHINSON, WHO TOLD ONE OFFICER SHE HAD BEEN ASSAULTED THE DAY BEFORE BY ONE OF THE MEN INVOLVED. SHE ASKED VERMONT STATE POLICE SGT. TODD PROTZMAN TO TAKE HER STATEMENT BUT HE REFUSED, TELLING HER SHE SMELLED LIKE ALCOHOL AND WAS DRUNK BUT THAT HE WOULD TAKE HER STATEMENT ANOTHER TIME. SURE. TYPICAL COP MOVE…WAS PROBABLY IN A HURRY TO GET TO A DONUT SHOP.
AFTER A HEATED EXCHANGE, SHE APPROACHED PROTZMAN’S CRUISER, WHERE HIS DOG MAX WAS WAITING, PUTTING HER FACE WITHIN INCHES OF THE WINDOW AND “STARING AT HIM IN A TAUNTING/HARASSING MANNER.
“WHEN THE DEFENDANT TAUNTED MY CANINE, MAX WAS FOCUSED ON THE DEFENDANT AND THE PERCEIVED THREAT SHE PRESNTED TO HIM”, PROTZMAN CLAIMED. “HE WAS NO LONGER FOCUSED ON ME AND THE OTHER OFFICERS AT THE SCENE.
SO THAT’S WHAT THIS CASE WAS ALL ABOUT. THE COP WAS JEALOUS OF THE WOMAN BECAUSE THE DOG WAS INTERESTED IN HER. THIS VERMONT GESTAPO OFFICER BETTER GET A LIFE. FIRST, THE CANINE IS NOT “HIS”. IT BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE OF VERMONT. “PROSECUTING A WOMAN FOR STARING AT A POLICE DOG IS ABSURD,” SAID HER LAWYER. “PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE FACES AT POLICE DOGS AND OFFICERS TO EXPRESS THEIR DISAPPROVAL. IT’S CONSTITUTIONAL EXPRESSION.” DAMN RIGHT! I, AM, SO UPSET BY THIS THAT I MAY TAKE A TRIP TO VERMONT AND STICK MY TONGUE OUT AT EVERY DOG I SEE. IF SHE CHANGED THE DOG’S BEHAVIOR LET THE MUTT GO AND VISIT TONY SOPRANO’S SHRINK. HE DOESN’T NEED HER ANYMORE.
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