72-VIRGINS AND A BOTTLE OF RUM.
THE GEEZER HAS BEEN PONDERING – AT MY AGE PONDERING IS ABOUT ALL I CAN STILL DO AND NOT FALL DOWN – ABOUT WHY SOMEONE WOULD STRAP ON EXPLOSIVES AND BLOW THEMSELVES UP ALONG WITH LOTS OF INNOCENT VICTIMS? WHY? THERE’S NOT MUCH OF A FUTURE IN IT. WHY NOT GET A DAY JOB INSTEAD?
IT SEEMS THAT ISLAMIC TERRORISTS GET VOLUNTEERS TO TURN THEMSELVES INTO MEATLOAF BY PROMISING THEM MARTYDOM. “ALLAH REWARDS THEM WITH 72-VIRGINS IN HEAVEN.” THAT MEANS THAT ALLAH IS THE BIGGEST PIMP IN HISTORY. WHERE DOES HE GET ALL THOSE VIRGIN HOs? TO GET DOWN TO THE DIRTY, THESE ‘MARTYRS’ DIE IN ORDER TO GET LAID.
THIS ALSO EXPLAINS WHY THERE ARE NO AMERICAN SUICIDE BOMBERS. WE KNOW THERE AREN’T 72-VIRGINS IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY. THE ONLY VIRGINS I’VE EVER MET LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING YOU’D FIND ON A SEAFOOD PLATE.
IN ORDER TO DO AWAY WITH SUCCESSFUL SUICIDE BOMBINGS IT MIGHT BE A GOOD THING FOR SECURITY FORCES TO LOOK FOR A YOUNG MAN WITH PIMPLES ON HIS FACE AND A HARD-ON.
THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.
IT SEEMS THAT ISLAMIC TERRORISTS GET VOLUNTEERS TO TURN THEMSELVES INTO MEATLOAF BY PROMISING THEM MARTYDOM. “ALLAH REWARDS THEM WITH 72-VIRGINS IN HEAVEN.” THAT MEANS THAT ALLAH IS THE BIGGEST PIMP IN HISTORY. WHERE DOES HE GET ALL THOSE VIRGIN HOs? TO GET DOWN TO THE DIRTY, THESE ‘MARTYRS’ DIE IN ORDER TO GET LAID.
THIS ALSO EXPLAINS WHY THERE ARE NO AMERICAN SUICIDE BOMBERS. WE KNOW THERE AREN’T 72-VIRGINS IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY. THE ONLY VIRGINS I’VE EVER MET LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING YOU’D FIND ON A SEAFOOD PLATE.
IN ORDER TO DO AWAY WITH SUCCESSFUL SUICIDE BOMBINGS IT MIGHT BE A GOOD THING FOR SECURITY FORCES TO LOOK FOR A YOUNG MAN WITH PIMPLES ON HIS FACE AND A HARD-ON.
THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.
posted by THE RANTING OLD GEEZER at 6:56 PM
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