A BAD, BAD DAY.
If it’s not one thing it’s another. That’s how D’Angelo Lee must have felt. First, his parents gave him a last name first and a first name last. The poor schnook is convinced that his real name is Lee D’Angelo.
Lee, is a former city official in Dallas who is under investigation in an FBI corruption probe. He was forced to resign from the City Planning Commission last year after being targeted in the FBI’s corruption investigation into Dallas City Hall. He was accused of voting on zoning cases where he was a paid consultant and not reporting gifts. He insists that his new Bentley convertible and 100 foot yacht were left at his door step one morning. You’d think that the FBI has better things to do than going after crooked politicians. That’d keep them busy for the next hundred years and leave no time to wire tap innocent people.
Mr. Lee claims that police authorities are pilling on him worse than the New York Giant quarterback goes through every Sunday. He was recently arrested for public intoxication after claiming he was robbed by naked and scantily clad attackers at a male strip club. The incident occurred outside Club Knubian Fantaciez, which was obviously named by his parents. This dance club becomes an all-nude male revue after midnight and that he was bushwhacked by three men, one naked and another in only a towel. He thinks the third man was wearing tutu. When asked if he could describe the attackers he just blushed and whistled.
Lee told police the men threw him out of the club, broke his glasses and stole his wallet, though he later found the wallet minus an autographed picture of Peewee Herman.
Club employees told the cops they removed Lee, who said he was there to pick up women, because he was creating a disturbance. Since there were no women at the male gay club, police doubt Lee’s story. Lee later called the incident “just stupid, really frivolous” and said he was only trying to get his wallet and his pantyhose back.
D’Angelo Lee, or whatever his name is, is convinced that he is just having a bad decade.
Lee, is a former city official in Dallas who is under investigation in an FBI corruption probe. He was forced to resign from the City Planning Commission last year after being targeted in the FBI’s corruption investigation into Dallas City Hall. He was accused of voting on zoning cases where he was a paid consultant and not reporting gifts. He insists that his new Bentley convertible and 100 foot yacht were left at his door step one morning. You’d think that the FBI has better things to do than going after crooked politicians. That’d keep them busy for the next hundred years and leave no time to wire tap innocent people.
Mr. Lee claims that police authorities are pilling on him worse than the New York Giant quarterback goes through every Sunday. He was recently arrested for public intoxication after claiming he was robbed by naked and scantily clad attackers at a male strip club. The incident occurred outside Club Knubian Fantaciez, which was obviously named by his parents. This dance club becomes an all-nude male revue after midnight and that he was bushwhacked by three men, one naked and another in only a towel. He thinks the third man was wearing tutu. When asked if he could describe the attackers he just blushed and whistled.
Lee told police the men threw him out of the club, broke his glasses and stole his wallet, though he later found the wallet minus an autographed picture of Peewee Herman.
Club employees told the cops they removed Lee, who said he was there to pick up women, because he was creating a disturbance. Since there were no women at the male gay club, police doubt Lee’s story. Lee later called the incident “just stupid, really frivolous” and said he was only trying to get his wallet and his pantyhose back.
D’Angelo Lee, or whatever his name is, is convinced that he is just having a bad decade.
posted by THE RANTING OLD GEEZER at 2:29 PM
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