OY VEY! THE WORLD IS OVER.
IN ANSWER TO YOUR THOUSANDS OF LETTER I FELT YOU DESERVE AN EXPLANATION. THE OLD GEEZER HAS BEEN SO DISGUSTED WITH WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR COUNTRY THAT I DECIDED TO BREAK MY QUILL AND STOP WRITING FOR A WHILE. OUR ECONOMY HAS SHATTERED LIKE EXPENSIVE POLISH CRYSTAL AT THE SOUND OF A FART.EVERY POLITICIAN SHOULD BE HUNG BY THE NECK LIKE WE USED TO DO WITH CATTLE THIEVES. CEOs OF BANKS AND INVESTMENT/HEDGE FUNDS SHOULD BE BURIED ALIVE WITH THIR GOLDEN PARACHUTES.
MY DISGUST AND ANGER DOESN'T END THERE: WHEN I HEARD ABOUT, CLARENCE SWENSEN, THE 91-YEAR OLD MUNCHKIN WHO PASSED THE OTHER DAY I SHED MANY TEARS.HE WAS BURIED IN A CIGAR BOX -- AND I WILL NEVER WATCH THE WIZARD OF OZ AGAIN. IF THAT WASN'T SAD ENOUGH, IMAGINE MY SHOCK TO HEAR THAT THE WORLDS OLDEST LIVING KABUKI ACTOR WAS NO LONGER LIVING.I THREW ALL MY WHITE PANCAKE MAKE-UP IN THE NEAREST SUSHI BAR. WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
I THOUGHT THE GEEZER COULDN'T BE TORMENTED AND SURPRISED ANYMORE! WRONG! ON FEB 26, 2009 A SEEMINGLY HEALTHY 28-YEAR OLD RUSSIAN SERF DIED AFTER GUZZLING A BOTTLE OF VIAGRA PILLS HE THOUGHT HE NEEDED IT TO KEEP HIM GOING FOR A 12-HOUR ORGY WITH TWO FEMALE FRIENDS. THOSE YOUNG, INNOCENT VIRGIN WANNABEES HAD BET SERGEY TUGANOV $3,000.00 BUCKS THAT HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SATISFY THEM BOTH NON-STOP FOR THE HALF-DAY SEX MARATHON. MINUTES AFTER WINNING THE WAGER, THE RANDY 28-YEAR OLD DROPPED DEAD WITH A HEART ATTACK. A LESSON TO BE LEARNED. BEWARE OF RUSSIAN VIAGRA OR RUSSIAN WOMEN. HIS COFFIN HAD TO BE BUILT WITH A BULGE IN IT. A SIMPLE COMMIE/PINKO ORGY CAN TURN DEADLY OR AS I SUSPECT, AFTER THE DEED, HE OPENED HIS EYES AND SAW THAT THE GIRLS LOOKED LIKE TROTSKY AND STALIN.
MY DISGUST AND ANGER DOESN'T END THERE: WHEN I HEARD ABOUT, CLARENCE SWENSEN, THE 91-YEAR OLD MUNCHKIN WHO PASSED THE OTHER DAY I SHED MANY TEARS.HE WAS BURIED IN A CIGAR BOX -- AND I WILL NEVER WATCH THE WIZARD OF OZ AGAIN. IF THAT WASN'T SAD ENOUGH, IMAGINE MY SHOCK TO HEAR THAT THE WORLDS OLDEST LIVING KABUKI ACTOR WAS NO LONGER LIVING.I THREW ALL MY WHITE PANCAKE MAKE-UP IN THE NEAREST SUSHI BAR. WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
I THOUGHT THE GEEZER COULDN'T BE TORMENTED AND SURPRISED ANYMORE! WRONG! ON FEB 26, 2009 A SEEMINGLY HEALTHY 28-YEAR OLD RUSSIAN SERF DIED AFTER GUZZLING A BOTTLE OF VIAGRA PILLS HE THOUGHT HE NEEDED IT TO KEEP HIM GOING FOR A 12-HOUR ORGY WITH TWO FEMALE FRIENDS. THOSE YOUNG, INNOCENT VIRGIN WANNABEES HAD BET SERGEY TUGANOV $3,000.00 BUCKS THAT HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SATISFY THEM BOTH NON-STOP FOR THE HALF-DAY SEX MARATHON. MINUTES AFTER WINNING THE WAGER, THE RANDY 28-YEAR OLD DROPPED DEAD WITH A HEART ATTACK. A LESSON TO BE LEARNED. BEWARE OF RUSSIAN VIAGRA OR RUSSIAN WOMEN. HIS COFFIN HAD TO BE BUILT WITH A BULGE IN IT. A SIMPLE COMMIE/PINKO ORGY CAN TURN DEADLY OR AS I SUSPECT, AFTER THE DEED, HE OPENED HIS EYES AND SAW THAT THE GIRLS LOOKED LIKE TROTSKY AND STALIN.
posted by THE RANTING OLD GEEZER at 7:28 AM
<< Home