A TON OF FUN!
THE INJUSTICES THAT WE AMERICANS HAVE HAD TO INDURE DURING THE LAST EIGHT YEARS HAS REACHED A POINT OF NO RETURN. THE GEEZER IS PISSED!
EVER HEAR OF RICHARD COOEY? NO, HE ISN’T A PIG CALLING SOUND MADE BY GUYS IN BIB OVERALLS AT COUNTRY FAIRS. COOEY WAS A COLD-HEARTED KILLER CONVICTED FOR THE MURDER OF TWO UNIVERSITY OF AKRON STUDENTS IN 1986. COOEY WAS SENTENCED TO DIE BY LETHAL INJECTION AND PROTESTED ALL THE WAY UP TO THE SUPREME COURT THAT…GET THIS…THAT HE WAS TOO FAT TO BE PUT TO DEATH. THE CHUTZPAH OF THIS FATSO SHOULD BE APPLAUDED. HE CLAIMED THAT HE WAS SOOOO FAT THAT PRISON STAFF WOULD FIND IT DIFFICULT TO ACCESS A VEIN IN HIS BODY. HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE USED AS A DART BOARD.
RICHARD COOEY WAS 5-FOOT-7, 267-POUNDS AT THE TIME OF HIS DEATH. HELL, I SEE LOTS OF WOMEN AT WALMART WHO HAVE THE SAME MEASUREMENTS. THE SUPREME COURT, TO THE SURPRISE OF NO ONE, TURNED DOWN HIS APPEAL. COOEY’S REACTION WAS TO PUT DOWN THE OX HE WAS EATING AND YELL, “SHIT.” LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES DIDN’T GIVE MUCH CREDENCE TO HIS APPEAL BECAUSE WHEN HE ARRIVED ON DEATH ROW HE WEIGHED 110-POUNDS. THIS PORKER GAINED 157-POUNDS ON PRISON GRUB. THE STATE OF OHIO IS EXPECTED TO SAVE TWO MILLION DOLLARS, THIS YEAR ALONE, JUST FROM NOT FEEDING COOEY ANYMORE.
HIS LAST MEAL WAS NOT ANNOUNCED BUT AN 18-WHEELER WAS SEEN PULLING UP TO THE DEATH HOUSE AND UNLOADING A TRUCKFULL OF GOODIES. ONE REPORT STATES THAT HIS NORMAL BREAKFAST COULD FEED ALL OF UGANDA’S HUNGRY PEOPLE.
EVER HEAR OF RICHARD COOEY? NO, HE ISN’T A PIG CALLING SOUND MADE BY GUYS IN BIB OVERALLS AT COUNTRY FAIRS. COOEY WAS A COLD-HEARTED KILLER CONVICTED FOR THE MURDER OF TWO UNIVERSITY OF AKRON STUDENTS IN 1986. COOEY WAS SENTENCED TO DIE BY LETHAL INJECTION AND PROTESTED ALL THE WAY UP TO THE SUPREME COURT THAT…GET THIS…THAT HE WAS TOO FAT TO BE PUT TO DEATH. THE CHUTZPAH OF THIS FATSO SHOULD BE APPLAUDED. HE CLAIMED THAT HE WAS SOOOO FAT THAT PRISON STAFF WOULD FIND IT DIFFICULT TO ACCESS A VEIN IN HIS BODY. HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE USED AS A DART BOARD.
RICHARD COOEY WAS 5-FOOT-7, 267-POUNDS AT THE TIME OF HIS DEATH. HELL, I SEE LOTS OF WOMEN AT WALMART WHO HAVE THE SAME MEASUREMENTS. THE SUPREME COURT, TO THE SURPRISE OF NO ONE, TURNED DOWN HIS APPEAL. COOEY’S REACTION WAS TO PUT DOWN THE OX HE WAS EATING AND YELL, “SHIT.” LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES DIDN’T GIVE MUCH CREDENCE TO HIS APPEAL BECAUSE WHEN HE ARRIVED ON DEATH ROW HE WEIGHED 110-POUNDS. THIS PORKER GAINED 157-POUNDS ON PRISON GRUB. THE STATE OF OHIO IS EXPECTED TO SAVE TWO MILLION DOLLARS, THIS YEAR ALONE, JUST FROM NOT FEEDING COOEY ANYMORE.
HIS LAST MEAL WAS NOT ANNOUNCED BUT AN 18-WHEELER WAS SEEN PULLING UP TO THE DEATH HOUSE AND UNLOADING A TRUCKFULL OF GOODIES. ONE REPORT STATES THAT HIS NORMAL BREAKFAST COULD FEED ALL OF UGANDA’S HUNGRY PEOPLE.
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