BEWARE OF ANYONE NAMED FRENCHY!
SHIT, THE OLD GEEZER LOVES GULLIBLE, STUPID PEOPLE BETTER THAN FINDING OUT A FRIEND’S WIFE IS A DEADRINGER FOR BILL PARCELLS.
THERE IS AN INFOMERCIAL PLAYING THAT DEFIES BELIEF. IT’S FROM SOME SCAM ARTISTS THAT WANT YOU TO SEND THEM YOUR OLD, GOLD JEWELRY – AND THEY PROMISE TO SEND YOU MONEY FOR IT. THEY SWEAR ‘CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.’ THEY EVEN SEND YOU A PRE=PAID PACKAGE TO PUT YOUR GOLD IN AND A SEALED ENVELOPE THAT CAN’T BE OPENED UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A SPARE ATOMIC BOMB. THEY TELL YOU STRAIGHT-FACED THAT YOU CAN TRUST THEM! REALLY?
THE GUYS ON THE INFOMERCIAL ALL WEAR BROWN AND WHITE WING-TIP SHOES AND ARE NAMED ‘FRENCHY.’
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT AMERICANS ARE SO NUMB, AFTER 8-YEARS OF GEORGE BUSH – THAT THEY ACTUALLY WILL SEND STRANGERS THEIR GOLD IN HOPES THAT THEY WILL BE TREATED HONESTLY? SHOULDN’T THEY BE A TAD SUSPICIOUS WHEN THE ADDRESS YOU SEND YOUR VAULABLES TO IS A POST OFFICE BOX IN SITKA, ALASKA?
TO ‘PROVE’ THAT THEY ARE HONEST AS THE DAY IS SHORT THEY HAVE A “SATISFIED” CUSTOMER TALK ON CAMERA. THIS OLD LADY IS LEGALLY BLIND AND HAD HER BACK TO THE CAMERA. “I NEVER KNEW MY JEWELRY WAS WOITH SO MUCH MOOLA.” I DON’T THINK SO…SHE WAS WEARING BROWN AND WHITE SHOES, ALSO.
DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT, I’VE EMPTIED MY SAFE DEPOSIT BOX OUT OF ALL MY BARMITZVAH VALUABLES AND HAVE MAILED THEM TO ‘FRENCHY.’ CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HOW MUCH THEY SEND BACK. IF IT’S WORTH THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP I’LL CONSIDER MYSELF A WINNER.
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS FALLEN FOR THIS SCAM – TAKE THEM OFF YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST.
THERE IS AN INFOMERCIAL PLAYING THAT DEFIES BELIEF. IT’S FROM SOME SCAM ARTISTS THAT WANT YOU TO SEND THEM YOUR OLD, GOLD JEWELRY – AND THEY PROMISE TO SEND YOU MONEY FOR IT. THEY SWEAR ‘CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.’ THEY EVEN SEND YOU A PRE=PAID PACKAGE TO PUT YOUR GOLD IN AND A SEALED ENVELOPE THAT CAN’T BE OPENED UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A SPARE ATOMIC BOMB. THEY TELL YOU STRAIGHT-FACED THAT YOU CAN TRUST THEM! REALLY?
THE GUYS ON THE INFOMERCIAL ALL WEAR BROWN AND WHITE WING-TIP SHOES AND ARE NAMED ‘FRENCHY.’
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT AMERICANS ARE SO NUMB, AFTER 8-YEARS OF GEORGE BUSH – THAT THEY ACTUALLY WILL SEND STRANGERS THEIR GOLD IN HOPES THAT THEY WILL BE TREATED HONESTLY? SHOULDN’T THEY BE A TAD SUSPICIOUS WHEN THE ADDRESS YOU SEND YOUR VAULABLES TO IS A POST OFFICE BOX IN SITKA, ALASKA?
TO ‘PROVE’ THAT THEY ARE HONEST AS THE DAY IS SHORT THEY HAVE A “SATISFIED” CUSTOMER TALK ON CAMERA. THIS OLD LADY IS LEGALLY BLIND AND HAD HER BACK TO THE CAMERA. “I NEVER KNEW MY JEWELRY WAS WOITH SO MUCH MOOLA.” I DON’T THINK SO…SHE WAS WEARING BROWN AND WHITE SHOES, ALSO.
DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT, I’VE EMPTIED MY SAFE DEPOSIT BOX OUT OF ALL MY BARMITZVAH VALUABLES AND HAVE MAILED THEM TO ‘FRENCHY.’ CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HOW MUCH THEY SEND BACK. IF IT’S WORTH THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP I’LL CONSIDER MYSELF A WINNER.
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS FALLEN FOR THIS SCAM – TAKE THEM OFF YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST.
posted by THE RANTING OLD GEEZER at 10:44 AM
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