OH, CANADA!

The Old Geezer is moving to Canada. No, I haven’t fallen in love with a Zamboni machine; decided to eat nothing but Spam; or got signed by a hockey team.

Canada is not only beautiful and cold most of the year but it has the most liberal justice system in the world. How else can you explain Anne Murray not being arrested for her singing?

Two Montreal clubs that cater to group sex do not breach standards of decency according to Canada’s Supreme Court. The Court ruled that group sex among like-minded adults in a private club does not meet the test for indecency. Way to go Canada. There are no Scalia’s or Thomas’s on the Supreme Court in Canada. Not sure about Ruth Bader Ginsberg…who looks hot to moi.

Of course the “consulting adults” part of the decision rules out married couples. As everyone knows any kind of sex during marriage is illegal in most countries. The ruling means no Canadian swinger club operators can be charged with keeping a “bawdy house.” Talk about antiquated words? I would love to keep a bawdy house, wouldn’t you?

“Entry to the club and participation in the activities were voluntary,” the Court said. Once again that knocks out married couples. Voluntary sex is about as rare with husbands and wives as reading an x-rated version of the Dead Sea Scrolls. “No one was forced to do anything or watch anything….especially Fox News. No one paid for sex.” There goes marriages again.

So the next time you hear from The Geezer he’ll probably say “eh?” a lot and be wearing mucklucks.