GET OFF GEORGE'S BACK.
I, AM, SICK AND TIRED OF THE KVETCHING LEFTY/PINKOS/LIBERAL CRITICS HAVE OF OUR POPULAR PRESIDENT, GEORGE W. BUSH. GET OFF HIS BACK AND STOP BEING SO PICKY, PICKY, PICKY!
MAYBE HE SOUNDS LIKE A RETARD WHEN HE SPEAKS. ELMER FUDD WASN’T A GREAT SPEAKER EITHER. SOME COMPLAIN THAT BUSH IS STUBBORN AND REFUSES TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO DON’T AGREE WITH HIS POSITIONS. BIG DEAL. LET’S NOT FORGET THAT HE WAS ALMOST ELECTED PRESIDENT IN 2000 AND SHOULD BE GIVEN THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT WHEN HE FUCKS UP. OF COURSE, SINCE HE FUCKS UP CONSTANTLY IT WILL TRY ALL OUR PATIENCE.
LET’S REMEMBER A FEW THINGS. HE WAS BORN IN NEW ENGLAND, WENT TO RICH PREP SCHOOLS, BARELY GRADUATED FROM YALE AND DESPITE ALL THAT YUPPIE BACKGROUND DECIDED TO SOUND LIKE GABBY HAYES. GEORGE W’S WESTERN ACCENT IS AS PHONY AS MADONNA’S ENGLISH ACCENT. BUT, HEY, NO ONE IS POIFECT, RIGHT?
AFTER ADMITTING TO HAVING A DRINKING AND DRUG PROBLEM HE FOUND JESUS, BECAME A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN, MADE MILLIONS IN TEXAS HANGING ON HIS FATHER’S COAT-TAILS AND DECIDED TO BECOME A POLITICIAN. WHEN YOU CAN’T SUCCEED AT ANYTHING ELSE POLITICS IS A CAREER OF LAST RESORT.
MANY OF HIS IRRITABLE FOES CLAIMS THAT HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HE’S SAYING AND THAT WE CAN’T BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MUSH. “MISSION ACCOMPLISED.” OKAY, OKAY, MAYBE HE WAS OVERSTATING THE CASE BUT, REMEMBER, HE SWORE THAT SADDAM HAD WMDs; THAT DICK CHENEY HAD A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR AND WAS A GOOD SHOT; THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY LEGAL WHEN HE WANTED TO SPY ON AMERICANS; THAT THE DEMOCRATS WERE SUBVERSIVE ENEMIES AND THAT HE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE.
DESPITE A FEW SCREW-UPS – WHICH IS NORMAL FOR A GUY WHO THOUGHT TOM DELAY WAS AN HONEST, GREAT AMERICAN – LET’S NOT FORGET THAT GEORGE BUSH, SOON AFTER “HANGING CHAD” TO THE PRESIDENCY TOLD ALL OF US THAT, “I’VE LOOKED INTO PUTIN’S EYES AND SAW A FRIEND”……THE SAME PUTIN THAT IS STARTING TO MAKE STALIN LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT. WHO HAS BROUGHT BACK THE COLD WAR QUICKER THAN ROSIE O’DONNELL HAS TO SHAVE HER BACK.BUT PERHAPS THE WORST MISSTATEMENT HE EVER MADE WAS WHEN HE SWORE TO UPHOLD AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION.I HEAR HE WIPED HIS FINGERPRINTS OFF THE BIBLE HE SWORE ON.
HISTORIANS WILL HAVE TO JUDGE GEORGE W. BUSH’S PRESIDENCY. I PREDICT IT WILL RANK UP THERE WITH WILLARD FILMORE’S.
MAYBE HE SOUNDS LIKE A RETARD WHEN HE SPEAKS. ELMER FUDD WASN’T A GREAT SPEAKER EITHER. SOME COMPLAIN THAT BUSH IS STUBBORN AND REFUSES TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO DON’T AGREE WITH HIS POSITIONS. BIG DEAL. LET’S NOT FORGET THAT HE WAS ALMOST ELECTED PRESIDENT IN 2000 AND SHOULD BE GIVEN THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT WHEN HE FUCKS UP. OF COURSE, SINCE HE FUCKS UP CONSTANTLY IT WILL TRY ALL OUR PATIENCE.
LET’S REMEMBER A FEW THINGS. HE WAS BORN IN NEW ENGLAND, WENT TO RICH PREP SCHOOLS, BARELY GRADUATED FROM YALE AND DESPITE ALL THAT YUPPIE BACKGROUND DECIDED TO SOUND LIKE GABBY HAYES. GEORGE W’S WESTERN ACCENT IS AS PHONY AS MADONNA’S ENGLISH ACCENT. BUT, HEY, NO ONE IS POIFECT, RIGHT?
AFTER ADMITTING TO HAVING A DRINKING AND DRUG PROBLEM HE FOUND JESUS, BECAME A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN, MADE MILLIONS IN TEXAS HANGING ON HIS FATHER’S COAT-TAILS AND DECIDED TO BECOME A POLITICIAN. WHEN YOU CAN’T SUCCEED AT ANYTHING ELSE POLITICS IS A CAREER OF LAST RESORT.
MANY OF HIS IRRITABLE FOES CLAIMS THAT HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HE’S SAYING AND THAT WE CAN’T BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MUSH. “MISSION ACCOMPLISED.” OKAY, OKAY, MAYBE HE WAS OVERSTATING THE CASE BUT, REMEMBER, HE SWORE THAT SADDAM HAD WMDs; THAT DICK CHENEY HAD A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR AND WAS A GOOD SHOT; THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY LEGAL WHEN HE WANTED TO SPY ON AMERICANS; THAT THE DEMOCRATS WERE SUBVERSIVE ENEMIES AND THAT HE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE.
DESPITE A FEW SCREW-UPS – WHICH IS NORMAL FOR A GUY WHO THOUGHT TOM DELAY WAS AN HONEST, GREAT AMERICAN – LET’S NOT FORGET THAT GEORGE BUSH, SOON AFTER “HANGING CHAD” TO THE PRESIDENCY TOLD ALL OF US THAT, “I’VE LOOKED INTO PUTIN’S EYES AND SAW A FRIEND”……THE SAME PUTIN THAT IS STARTING TO MAKE STALIN LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT. WHO HAS BROUGHT BACK THE COLD WAR QUICKER THAN ROSIE O’DONNELL HAS TO SHAVE HER BACK.BUT PERHAPS THE WORST MISSTATEMENT HE EVER MADE WAS WHEN HE SWORE TO UPHOLD AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION.I HEAR HE WIPED HIS FINGERPRINTS OFF THE BIBLE HE SWORE ON.
HISTORIANS WILL HAVE TO JUDGE GEORGE W. BUSH’S PRESIDENCY. I PREDICT IT WILL RANK UP THERE WITH WILLARD FILMORE’S.
posted by THE RANTING OLD GEEZER at 5:38 PM
