AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!

I’m sick and tired reading about the fucking Somali pirates. Don’t these dickheads realize how anachronistic they are? When any of us hear the word “Pirate” – we think of Errol Flynn, Yvonne DeCarlo, Anthony Quinn and Maureen O’Hara – not a ragtag bunch of street thugs.

The day after the Navy Seals rescued Capt. Phillips from these gangsters, after killing three of them – 4 more ships were hijacked on the high seas. It’s obvious that these pirates are after huge ransoms from the shipping lines or governments that own the hijacked boats. These thugs are controlled by Somalia warlords. In 2007, 263 ships where hijacked. It has gone up from then. A few sailors have been killed trying to defend their ships or as a warning to the owners that these killers mean business.

There is an International Law against piracy and robbery on the high seas. As usual with International laws nobody does a damn thing about enforcing them. The Old Geezer has a simple solution to end piracy once and for all. Somali is a lawless country. There is no functioning government. The place is run by criminal warlords making millions out of holding ships for ransom. Ready? We should bomb the fuck out of the Somalia coast and the rest of this lawless place. No one would miss the thieves. Fuck ‘em. If some of them are captured they should be drawn and quartered just like Charles Laughton would do. They should be summarily executed like mad dogs. The civilized world must use all means necessary to rid the world of these vermin.

If the International community is too pussy to do this, The U.S should go it alone – or, maybe with the help of the Israelis. These pirates have no reason to live!

FUCK THE FAG REPUBLICANS!

THE REPUBLICANS: AKA: THE WHIG PARTY…HAS GONE OFF THE DEEP END. THEY HAVE THE RELEVANCE OF…A BUDGET PLASTIC SURGEON. THEY ARE NOT FOR ANYTHING….TOTAL NEGATIVITY IS THEIR CODE. NONE OF THEM WILL GIVE THE DEMOCRATS OR PRESIDENT OBAMA CREDIT FOR ANY POSITIVE SIGNS IN THE ECONOMY, FOREIGN POLICY AND THE CITIZEN’S HOPE FOR THE FUTURE.

JUST LOOK AT THEIR MAJOR SPOKESPERSONS – NOT ON AN EMPTY STOMACH, I SUGGEST. NEWT GINGRICH – WHO THE FUCK NAMES A BOY ‘NEWT’? HE’S OBVIOUSLY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012 AND HAS STARTED TO FOAM FROM THE MOUTH; ANN COULTER – A RAVING IDIOT BUT GREAT SALESWOMAN – ‘SPECIALLY FOR HER BOOKS; SARAH PALIN – WHO HAS THE I.Q. ABOUT HER WAIST SIZE; AND THE RADIO SPIN DOCTORS: RUSH LIMBAUGH, SEAN HANNITY AND GLENN BECK. MAY THEIR VOCAL CHORDS BE RIPPED OUT WITH PLIERS. IF THE REPUBLICANS BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE GOING TO CAPTURE THE HEARTS OF AMERICANS BY SAYING, “NO!!!!!”…THEN THEY DON’T BELIEVE OPRAH HAS A WEIGHT PROBLEM.

IN THE RECENT DUST-UP WITH THOSE SOMALIA PIRATES (WHERE’S VIRGINIA MAYO WHEN WE WANT HER?)…THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED TO BLEAT THAT WHILE THE BRAVE CAPTAIN WAS UNDER CAPTURE – OBAMA WAS A PUSSY AND WEAK. AFTER HE ORDERED THE NAVY TO KILL THE HIIJACKERS AND SAVE THE CAPTAIN -- THEY SWITCHED AND NOW CLAIM HE’S A WARMONGER. YOU CAN’T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, DICKHEADS. WHAT I HOPE BARRACK DOES IS BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF THE SOMALI PIRATES SAFE HAVENS. KILL EVERYONE OF THEM. THEY SERVE NO PURPOSE EXCEPT FOR CAUSING TROUBLE. WHILE TRYING TO GIVE OBAMA SHIT – THEY NEVER MENTION OR ACKNOWLEDGE THE DANGER GEORGE W. BUSH PUT OUR COUNTRY IN. THE OLD GEEZER HAS ON THING TO SAY TO THESE IDIOTIC CONSERVATIVES…FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO BELIEVES YOUR MUCKRAKING.