CALLING ALL PINHEADS....

CERTAIN THINGS ARE OBVIOUS. LIKE YOU’RE NOT GOING TO WIN A THREE-LEGGED RACE WITH THE POPE AS YOUR PARTNER. ANOTHER THING THAT CAN’T BE IGNORED IS THAT BILL O’REILLY IS A PUTZ! THIS LOUDMOUTH BULLY, CONSERVATIVE, PROFESSIONAL CATHOLIC – IS BEYOND THE PALE. BESIDES BEING VERY TALL HE HAS HALITOSIS OF THE BRAIN!

IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN UNFORTUNATE TO WATCH HIM ON FOX NEWS YOU KNOW I SPEAK THE TRUTH. HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT HE CAN SAY ANYTHING – USUALLY OUTRAGEOUS AND IGNORANT – AND NO ONE WILL CHALLENGE HIM. O’REILLY IS SO MEAN THAT HE PROBABLY SNEAKS INTO BAKERIES AT NIGHT AND SUCKS THE JELLY OUT OF DONUTS. FOR ALL HIS HOLIER THAN THOU BULLSHIT IT’S GOOD TO REMEMBER THAT HE WAS SUED FOR SEXUAL HARRASSMENT BY A FORMER FEMALE EMPLOYEE AND SETTLED FOR BIG BUCKS OUT OF COURT. IT SEEMS THAT BILL-O LIKES TO TALK DIRTY ON THE PHONE. WONDER IF HE LEARNED IT FROM ELLIOT SPITZER?

WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HIS SHOW IS THAT HE LIKES TO CALL ANYONE WHO DISAGREES, WITH HIS RIGHT WING POSITIONS, AS “PINHEADS.” OBVIOUSLY O’REILLY IS A WORDSMITH AND PROBABLY THINKS HE COINED THE PHRASE. “PINHEAD”? GIVE US A BREAK. FOR ALL THE MILLIONS HE’S PAID YOU’D THINK HE COULD COME UP WITH A CLEVERER INSULT. HOW ABOUT “DOODYHEAD”?

IF YOU HAPPEN TO TURN ON YOUR REMOTE AND HIT FOX NEWS WHILE HE IS ON THE AIR -- I DON’T RECOMMEND IT UNLESS YOU’RE THE TYPE WHO WANTS TO FLY BACK IN TIME AND HIDE IN KING GEORGE’S WIG – YOU WILL NOTICE THAT BILL LIKES TO INVITE YOUNG BLONDE “EXPERTS” ON THE AIR TO CHAT WITH HIM. NO BRUNETTES ALLOWED.

THESE BIMBOS USUALLY HAVE RACKS THAT NEED SCAFFOLDING AND ARE AS BRIGHT AS SQUEEGEES. DOESN’T CALL THEM “PINHEADS”…ALTHOUGH THEY ARE. HE JUST GUSHES AND FLIRTATIOUSLY TALKS AWAY WHILE WACKING IT UNDER HIS DESK.

O’REILLY IS SO TWO-FACED THAT HE CAN BE CLASSIFIED AS A TWIN. THIS SEXUAL PREVERT HAS TROUBLE SPEAKING TWO MEANINGFUL SENTENCES ON “MY FAVORITE TOY.” IF YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH TURN HIM ON AND WATCH THE SCENE WITH BLONDIE AND BLONDIE.

POLITICANS ARE ANIMALS!

HENRY KISSINGER ONCE SAID THAT POWER WAS THE ULTIMATE APHRODISIAC. HE SHOULD KNOW. IT WAS ALSO THE ONLY TRUE THING HE’S EVER SAID. HE MADE LYING ABOUT FOREIGN POLICY, POLITICS AND VIET NAM INTO AN ART FORM.

THE ONLY REASON THE GEEZER IS EVEN ADDRESSING THE SUBJECT IS THAT IT BOGGLES THE MIND THAT POLITICIANS THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING SORDID AND ILLEGAL THAT THEY DO. THE POWER THEY HAVE FROM THEIR OFFICE OBVIOUSLY TURNS THEM INTO RETARDS. FORMER GOVERNOR ELLIOT SPITZER OF NEW YORK IS THE LATEST EXAMPLE OF A POWER BROKER WHO THOUGHT HE COULD GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. THE PUTZ RUINED A POTENTIALLY BRILLIANT POLITICAL CAREER NOT TO MENTION HIS REPUTATION AND HURTING HIS FAMILY. SPITZER JOINS A LONG LIST OF REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS WHO RECENTLY GOT CAUGHT WITH THEIR HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR OR SOMEONE’S JAR. TOM DELAY WAS CAUGHT IN ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES, BOB LIVINGSTON, OF LOUISIANA, WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE BEFORE HE WAS FORCED TO RESIGN WHEN HE WAS CAUGHT IN FINANCIAL HIJINKS. REP. DUKE CUNNINGHAM ACTED LIKE HE WAS A MEMBER OF THE MAFIA IN PUTTING HIS VOTE UP FOR SALE. THE REPRESENTATIVE FROM FLORIDA WHO HAD TO STEP DOWN FOR HITTING ON MALE PAGES, THE SENATOR FROM LOUISIANA WHO ADMITTED USING THE WASHINGTON MADAM’S SERVICES. AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, THE NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR WHO RESIGNED WHEN HE ADMITTED A HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIR WITH AN AIDE. ARE THESE FOOLS KIDDING?

IN THE OLD DAYS, PRESIDENTS AND POLITICIANS COULD GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING BECAUSE THE PRESS CONSIDERED THEIR INDISCRETIONS NONE OF THE PUBLIC’S BUSINESS.

JOHN KENNEDY WAS KNOWN TO HAVE ALMOST DAILY ORGIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE SWIMMING POOL; FDR CARRIED ON A LONG TIME AFFAIR WITH A WOMAN, LINDON JOHNSON WS KNOWN TO FOOL AROUND WITH AN NBC REPORTER…IT WASN’T UNTIL BILL CLINTON ASSIGNATIONS WERE SO OUTRAGEOUS THAT THE PRESS FINALLY COULDN’T TURN A BLIND COMPUTER TO IT, ANYMORE. SINCE 24-HOUR NEWS COVERAGE THE GAME HAS CHANGED. NOTHING IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR REPORTERS TO WRITE ABOUT. STILL THESE ELECTED BOZOS DON’T THINK THEY’LL BE FOUND OUT. WRONG!

I PREDICT REPORTERS WILL COME OUT WITH NEW STORIES ABOUT SOME FAMOUS POLITICIANS OF YESTEREYEAR. PRESIDENT MILLARD FILMORE KNEW HIS WIFE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH AN AIDE. SINCE THEY WERE SHARING THE SAME BED HE KEPT ASKING HER WHO THAT MAN NEXT TO THEM WAS? ABE LINCOLN WAS SO CHEAP THAT HE OFTEN TRIED TO PAY RESTAURANT BILLS WITH MATTRESS TAGS. EVEN GEORGE WASHINGTON COULD BE CAUGHT UP IN A SCANDAL. IT’S WELL KNOWN HE USED TO SCREW AROUND WITH A COURVER WHO LOOKED LIKE JAIME FARR. IT’S RUMORED THAT DICK NIXON USED TO FOOL AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF PARSLEY. I COULD GO ON AND ON.

THE POINT IS THAT EVERY POLITICANS, WHO MANY OF US THINK ARE BRIGHT, INTELLIGENT MEN AND WOMEN ARE REALLY SICK, SEXUAL FREAKS. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST – HILLARY CLINTON WILL HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR PLAYING SPOONS IN HER UNDERWEAR.

NONE OF THEM CAN BE TRUSTED. THE COUNTRY WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF WE ELECTED HAND PUPPETS NAMED, MURRAY. I NEVER HEARD OF A HAND PUPPET CHEATING ON THE OTHER HAND.

A FUCKED UP REPORT CARD.

JUST HOW BAD IS THE COUNTRY AFTER ALMOST EIGHT YEARS UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF GEORGE W. BUSH? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? OKAY, HANG ON TO YOUR LIEDERHOSEN AND READ ON.

THE UNITED STATES IS ALMOST THE MOST HATED AND DESPISED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. EVEN BEFORE GEORGE W. DECIDED TO ATTACK IRAQ IN 2003 HIS ARROGANT FOREIGN POLICY BEGAN TO CAUSE RIFTS BETWEEN US AND OUR WESTERN ALLIES. AFTER THE UNCALLED FOR INVASION THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY TURNED ALMOST EVERY ISLAMIC COUNTRY AGAINST US. WE ARE UNDER SEIGE FROM THESE RADICALS AND WILL LIKELY TO REMAIN SO FOR GENERATIONS.

OUR ECONOMY IS TANKING LIKE A CHAMPIONSHIP HEAVYWEIGHT WRESTLING MATCH. GAS IS PROBABLY GOING TO HIT OVER $4 PER GALLON BY THE SUMMER AND BUSH WAS UNAWARE OF THE PROBLEM WHEN IT WAS POINTED OUT TO HIM. HUH? THE OIL COMPANIES ARE REAPING MORE MONEY THAN A BOOK PICKED BY OPRAH FOR HER READING LIST. NAFTA HAS BEEN ANOTHER DISASTER AND U.S. INDUSTRIES ARE LEAVING THE COUNTRY LIKE RATS DESERTING A SHIP. OUTSOURCING HAS RUINED MILLIONS OF AMERICAN FAMILIES OF WORKERS AND THEIR JOBS ARE LOST FOREVER. OUR BORDERS ARE UNSAFE FROM ILLEGALS DOING THE TANGO THRU BORDER STATES. OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM CONTINUES TO STAGNATE DESPITE ‘NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND’ – WHATEVER THAT MEANS. STATES CAN’T PAY FOR SERVICES FOR THEIR CITIZENS AND ACCORDING TO EVER RELIABLE EXPERT OUR ECONOMY FACES THE POSSIBILITY OF A DEPRESSION SOONER THAN LATER.

OUR MILITARY IS OVER-EXTENDED AND IN WORSE SHAPE THAN ANYTIME SINCE WORLD WAR 2. WE CAN’T PROVIDE FOR OUR INJURED SERVICEMEN AND WOMEN BECAUSE WE WERE UNPRAPARED FOR THE OUTCOME OF THE IRAQ FIASCO.

THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION IS ONE OF THE MOST CORRUPT AND SECRETATIVE IN RECENT HISTORY. THE RIGHTS OF CITIZENS ARE BEING TRAMPLED INTO DUST. THE BILL OF RIGHTS HAS NO MEANING ANYMORE. WE KEEP HEARING THE HOMELAND SECURITY IS BEING BEEFED UP AT THE COST OF BILLIONS AND NO ONE FEELS SAFER. DO YOU?

CITIZENS CAN’T AFFORD HEALTH CARE AND BUSH/CHANEY COULDN’T CARE LESS. BUT THEN THEY DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYBODY EXCEPT THE VERY WEALTHY.

AM I BEING TOO HARSH ON GEORGE 43? HE DID LOOK INTO THE EYES OF RUSSIA’S PUTIN AND SAW HIS SOUL – SOMEONE HE COULD TRUST. OY VEY! WAIT. THERE WAS THE TIME HE VISITED EUROPE BUT COULDN’T FIND IT ON THE MAP. HOW ABOUT THE MEETING WITH….NAH, THAT WAS A BOMB. OKAY, HERE’S SOMETHING POSITIVE – HE AND LAURA…NO, THAT DOESN’T COUNT, EITHER.

IN CONCLUSION, GEORGE W. BUSH WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY RANKED WITH PRESIDENTS THE LIKES OF: WARREN HARDING, FRANKLIN PIERCE, JAMES BUCHANIN WILLIAM HENRY HARRISION, ETC.

THE SADDEST THING OF ALL IS THAT HE IS TOTALLY UNAWARE OF THE DAMAGE HE’S DONE AND THE FUCK-UPS HE’S RESPONSIBLE FOR. SWITH ANY LUCK OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL DISAPPEARE AND KIDS WON’T EVER LEARN ABOUT JEBB BUSH’S BROTHER.