THE DONALD IS A FAKE.

Everyone is sick of hearing about the disgusting CEOs and Banks that have scammed the American people out of billions. Stop wringing your hands or your financial advisor’s neck. Bernie Madoff is not the exception to the rule. He is the rule! The truth is none of his victims will ever see a dime of their losses. Let’s hope Madoff enjoys the rest of his life in prison, dancing with his cellmate named,
Big Buck. Sadly, it seems that greed and avarice has become a religion in our country. The next hustler that will make headlines is “The Donald.” Trump is mostly known for his Trump’s Tower in NYC, his nauseating TV appearances and his ridiculous hair. Donald is a great salesman but the truth is his financial record’s
as bad as a Pauly Shore movie. Most of ‘his new developments’ have failed and cost his investors hundreds of millions. His long publicized development in Cabo San Lucas has closed. It was a hundred of millions bust and none of his investors will see a dime back. His office claims they weren’t the developer of the project they just lent their name and received a large fee for their name. Sounds like his name is for sale to the highest bidder. Bernie Madoff lives again. Trump Entertainment, which owned many hotels and Casinos has gone bankrupt. His Trump Tower in Chicago has gone bust. The Donald is known for being slooooow on paying bills. Yet, this fraud has the chutzpah to claim that he started a University. Trump U. – look it up on the internet. They send unsolicited mailers to innocent people telling about upcoming ‘lectures’ that will help you improve your “market-proof financial future. “Please accept my invitation – for you and a guest – to a powerful wealth-building workshop that will demonstrate specific, proven and profitable strategies that you can use right away to score big profits within these current market conditions.” The Donald doesn’t say he will give any of the lectures but “one of my world-class instructors, from Trump University, will teach you on how to profit from today’s real estate market.” What instructors? There is no Trump University unless it’s located in his bathroom. If his ideas work why the hell, didn’t he use them on his recent real estate failures? The only thing you can be sure about Donald Trump is his enormous EGO and funny hair. He’s going to make Madoff look like a piker.

OY VEY! THE WORLD IS OVER.

IN ANSWER TO YOUR THOUSANDS OF LETTER I FELT YOU DESERVE AN EXPLANATION. THE OLD GEEZER HAS BEEN SO DISGUSTED WITH WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR COUNTRY THAT I DECIDED TO BREAK MY QUILL AND STOP WRITING FOR A WHILE. OUR ECONOMY HAS SHATTERED LIKE EXPENSIVE POLISH CRYSTAL AT THE SOUND OF A FART.EVERY POLITICIAN SHOULD BE HUNG BY THE NECK LIKE WE USED TO DO WITH CATTLE THIEVES. CEOs OF BANKS AND INVESTMENT/HEDGE FUNDS SHOULD BE BURIED ALIVE WITH THIR GOLDEN PARACHUTES.

MY DISGUST AND ANGER DOESN'T END THERE: WHEN I HEARD ABOUT, CLARENCE SWENSEN, THE 91-YEAR OLD MUNCHKIN WHO PASSED THE OTHER DAY I SHED MANY TEARS.HE WAS BURIED IN A CIGAR BOX -- AND I WILL NEVER WATCH THE WIZARD OF OZ AGAIN. IF THAT WASN'T SAD ENOUGH, IMAGINE MY SHOCK TO HEAR THAT THE WORLDS OLDEST LIVING KABUKI ACTOR WAS NO LONGER LIVING.I THREW ALL MY WHITE PANCAKE MAKE-UP IN THE NEAREST SUSHI BAR. WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

I THOUGHT THE GEEZER COULDN'T BE TORMENTED AND SURPRISED ANYMORE! WRONG! ON FEB 26, 2009 A SEEMINGLY HEALTHY 28-YEAR OLD RUSSIAN SERF DIED AFTER GUZZLING A BOTTLE OF VIAGRA PILLS HE THOUGHT HE NEEDED IT TO KEEP HIM GOING FOR A 12-HOUR ORGY WITH TWO FEMALE FRIENDS. THOSE YOUNG, INNOCENT VIRGIN WANNABEES HAD BET SERGEY TUGANOV $3,000.00 BUCKS THAT HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SATISFY THEM BOTH NON-STOP FOR THE HALF-DAY SEX MARATHON. MINUTES AFTER WINNING THE WAGER, THE RANDY 28-YEAR OLD DROPPED DEAD WITH A HEART ATTACK. A LESSON TO BE LEARNED. BEWARE OF RUSSIAN VIAGRA OR RUSSIAN WOMEN. HIS COFFIN HAD TO BE BUILT WITH A BULGE IN IT. A SIMPLE COMMIE/PINKO ORGY CAN TURN DEADLY OR AS I SUSPECT, AFTER THE DEED, HE OPENED HIS EYES AND SAW THAT THE GIRLS LOOKED LIKE TROTSKY AND STALIN.