GOOD LUCK TO US.

WANT TO HAVE A HOOT? WATCH CSPAN’S COVERAGE OF THE SENATE. THE CAMERA SHOWS A MOSTLY EMPTY ROOM THAT CONTAINS A FANTASTIC BLUE FLEUR DE LIS CARPET AND LOTS OF VACANT WOODEN ANTIQUE DESKS. THE DESKS SHOULD BE OCCUPIED BY SENATORS BUT 99% OF THE TIME, THEY ARE SOMEPLACE ELSE. PROBABLY RAISING MONEY FROM LOBBYIST AND SPECIAL INTEREST GONIFS. SENATORS PROUDLY BOAST THAT THEIR PARTICULAR DESK HAS HISTORICAL VALUE…”WAS THE DESK OF JAMES MADISON OR THOMAS JEFFERSON”. BULLSHIT. I LOOKED, AND ALL OF THEM HAVE TAGS THAT SAY, “MADE IN CHINA.”

THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU WILL SEE ON THE TELECASTS ARE SENATE PAGES OR OTHER EMPLOYEES THAT STAND OR WALK AROUND LIKE CONVICTS IN AN EXERCISE YARD. WHILE THEY WAIT AND WAIT FOR AN OCCASIONAL SENATOR TO WALK INTO THE CHAMBER TO MAKE SOME IDIOTIC POLITICAL STATEMENT MEANT FOR THE FOLKS BACK HOME. THE SENATE COVERAGE IS ABOUT AS EXCITING AS SEEING A GAY, DWARF NAMED, HERBIE, PLAYING TEVYEWANT TO HAVE A HOOT? WATCH CSPAN’S COVERAGE OF THE SENATE. THE CAMERA SHOWS A MOSTLY EMPTY ROOM THAT CONTAINS A FANTASTIC BLUE FLEUR DE LIS CARPET AND LOTS OF VACANT WOODEN ANTIQUE DESKS. THE DESKS SHOULD BE OCCUPIED BY SENATORS BUT 99% OF THE TIME, THEY ARE SOMEPLACE ELSE. PROBABLY RAISING MONEY FROM LOBBYIST AND SPECIAL INTEREST GONIFS. SENATORS PROUDLY BOAST THAT THEIR PARTICULAR DESK HAS HISTORICAL VALUE…”WAS THE DESK OF JAMES MADISON OR THOMAS JEFFERSON”. BULLSHIT. I LOOKED, AND ALL OF THEM HAVE TAGS THAT SAY, “MADE IN CHINA.”

THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU WILL SEE ON THE TELECASTS ARE SENATE PAGES OR OTHER EMPLOYEES THAT STAND OR WALK AROUND LIKE CONVICTS IN AN EXERCISE YARD. WHILE THEY WAIT AND WAIT FOR AN OCCASIONAL SENATOR TO WALK INTO THE CHAMBER TO MAKE SOME IDIOTIC POLITICAL STATEMENT MEANT FOR THE FOLKS BACK HOME. THE SENATE COVERAGE IS ABOUT AS EXCITING AS SEEING A GAY, DWARF NAMED, HERBIE, PLAYING TOVA IN A PRODUCTION OF “FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.”

THE SENATE IS MADE UP OF BLOATED, OLD, WHITE MEN WEARING UNSTYLISH SUITS. SADLY, THE FEMALE MEMBERS LOOK THE SAME. THESE POLITICAL HACKS ARE TOTALLY OUT OF TOUCH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE NEED OR WANT. THEY’RE A GROUP OF PARTISAN SLUGS WHO FORGOT WHY THEY WERE ELECTED. IT’S NOT THAT ANYONE EXPECTS HARRY REED AND MITCH McCONNELL TO PLAY ‘KUMBAYA” BUT WOULDN’T IT BE REFRESHING FOR SENATORS TO STOP ACTING LIKE SPOILED BRATS AND PASS NEEDED LEGISLATION? THEY HAVE BECOME A GROUP OF DECEITFUL, DISHONEST, CORRUPT POLITICOS WHO LOST SIGHT THAT THEY ARE PAID TOO MUCH MONEY TO SCREW AROUND WHEN THE COUNTRY IS IN TROUBLE.
IN A PRODUCTION OF “FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.”

THE SENATE IS MADE UP OF BLOATED, OLD, WHITE MEN WEARING UNSTYLISH SUITS. SADLY, THE FEMALE MEMBERS LOOK THE SAME. THESE POLITICAL HACKS ARE TOTALLY OUT OF TOUCH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE NEED OR WANT. THEY’RE A GROUP OF PARTISAN SLUGS WHO FORGOT WHY THEY WERE ELECTED. IT’S NOT THAT ANYONE EXPECTS HARRY REED AND MITCH McCONNELL TO PLAY ‘KUMBAYA” BUT WOULDN’T IT BE REFRESHING FOR SENATORS TO STOP ACTING LIKE SPOILED BRATS AND PASS NEEED LEGISLATION? THEY HAVE BECOME A GROUP OF DECEITFUL, DISHONEST, CORRUPT POLITICOS WHO LOST SIGHT THAT THEY ARE PAID TOO MUCH MONEY TO SCREW AROUND WHEN THE COUNTRY IS IN TROUBLE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ‘TEA PARTY’? ARE THEY DESCENDANTS OF THE SCHMUCKS, DURING REVOLUTIONARY WAR, WHO FORGOT TO THROW TEA OVERBOARD AND INSTEAD TOSSED BRITISH SAILORS AND TURNED BOSTON HARBOR INTO THE WORLD’S FIRST HUMAN STARBUCKS.

WHY ARE THESE RETARDS GETTING PUBLICTY IN THE MEDIA WHEN THEY ARE NOTHING BUT BORN-AGAIN, RIGHT-WING, CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS WHO’S ONLY PHILOSOPHY IS TO BE ‘AGAINST.’ THEY ARE REDNECK BIGOTS WHO ARE OFFENDED THAT A BLACK MAN WAS ELECTED INSTEAD OF THAT HOOKER, MORON, SARAH PALIN. IF THEY WERE ALL GATHERED TOGETHER THEIR COMBINED I.Q. WOULD BE ABOUT THE LENGTH OF MY DICK.

IT’S TIME THE PRESS, IN THE WORDS OF TONY SOPRANO,
“FORGETTA ABOUT”THEM. TRUST THE OLD GEEZER, THESE ASSHOLES WOULD BE FORGOTTEN QUICKER THAN NBC’S ‘FARTING WITH THE STARS’ IF WE IGNORED ‘EM. THE REPUBLICAN POLITICIANS ARE COUNTING ON THEM TO MAKE THE OBAMA YEARS A TOTAL FAILURE. IF WE DON’T ROUND THEM UP AND THROW THEM INTO GITMO...THEY MIGHT SUCCEED.

IT’S TIME ALL THINKING MEN AND WOMEN FORMED THE LATTE PARTY AND KICKED THEIR ASSES.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!

THE LATEST CHARLATAN TO ASK FORGIVENESS FROM THE PUBLIC IS MARK
McGWIRE. HE FINALLY ADMITTED THAT HE HAD USED STEROIDS DURING HIS HOMERUN
RAMPAGE BREAKING ROGER MARIS'S RECORD. DUH! IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT McGWIRE HAD
BULKED UP WITH ILLEGAL DRUGS AND THAT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM HAVING MORE
MUSCLES THAN THE HULK. A GUY WHO USED TO LOOK LIKE PEEWEE HERMAN SUDDENLY GREW
BICEPS LIKE POPEYE.


BUT THIS DISHONEST REDHEAD PROCLAIMED FROM THE ROOF-TOPS THAT HE HAD NEVER
TAKEN ANY ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. HE EVEN LIED TO CONGRESS ABOUT HIS USE OF STEROIDS.
HE GOT AWAY WITH HIS PREVARICATIONS BECAUSE CONGRESS WOULDN'T KNOW THE TRUTH
IF IT HIT THEM IN THEIR WALLETS. I'M SURPRISED THE SENATE DIDN'T MAKE HIM AN
HONORARY MEMBER.


THE REASON McGWIRE FINALLY CAME CLEAN IS BECAUSE THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS HIRED
HIM AS A BATTING INSTRUCTOR/PHARMACIST. BELIEVING THAT MARK McGWIRE HAS FOUND GOD
AND NOW WILL BE HONEST IS LIKE BELIEVING THAT MICHAEL JACKSON NEVER HAD PLASTIC
SURGERY! MARK WAS A LIAR AND SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED BACK IN THE SPORT HE SHORT-
CHANGED WITH HIS CORRUPT AND DISHONEST ACTIONS. FUCK HIM, THE CLOSEST HE
SHOULD GET TO COOPERSTOWN IS FLYING OVER UGANDA.

ALL THE FANS THAT BELIEVED IN HIM, AND MADE HIM THEIR HERO,
MUST HAVE FELT AS NAUSEOUS AND LET DOWN AS I DO LISTENING TO DICK CHENEY BLATHER
AND LIE ON FOX NEWS. WHAT TOOK McGWIRE SO MANY YEARS TO TELL THE TRUTH? TO COME
CLEAN WITH HIS FANS AND BASEBALL? HIS RECENT TEARS MUT HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY AN
ONION AROUND HIS NECK. TELLING THE TRUTH WILL BE A NEW EXPERIENCE
FOR McGWIRE. IT'S LIKE SAYING CHARLES MANSON WAS JUST GOING THROUGH A PHASE.

FIRST, TIGER WOODS BEING CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN AND NOW THIS.

MAY AIRPORTS HANG BY THE NECK.

The Old Geezer has been accused of many things through the years. Some of which were true and the others I say ‘Tish-Tosh” to. Have never been called a right-wing, extremist, conspiracy fruitcake that believes our government is the enemy and their only reason for being is to take away all our liberties and freedoms. These folks have the brains of a pot of kasha!

Very few things make me angry enough to want to take up arms and resort to violence. I, am, not a skin head although I do have more skin on my head than hair. The NRA doesn’t consider me a card-paying member. In fact I believe with all my heart that Charlton Heston was a homophobic stiff who wore the worst toupee in history and couldn’t act his way onto The Gong Show.

BUT, like most of you I get furious, angry, irritated, frantic and crazy when I hear about airline passengers who are forced to sit, as prisoners, on a locked jet that isn’t allowed to take-off or pull up to its passenger gate. These poor souls are treated worse than the most dangerous captive at Gitmo. Airline personnel don’t allow these customers to leave the plane under any circumstances. They must sit like condemned death row inmates and are given no choice about their dilemma. Six or seven hours stuck in a million dollar sardine can that is beginning to smell like a Turkish cabdriver, without food or water, seems perfectly acceptable to the idiots running airlines. Never, has any airline executive ever found themselves in such a deplorable situation.

The average passenger has paid too much for their ticket, forced to go through concentration camps security checks, stuffed into seats that were designed for midgets and are told to suck it up while their plane just sits and sits. No airline or airport ever explains in coherent English why these damn things happen. The Federal government of FAA should institute a rule that planes can’t be left standing on a landing lane or near a terminal for more than 45-minutes. The passengers MUST be let off the plane and taken into the terminal. No ifs-ands-or-buts!!!!!

Because the Geezer is clear thinker the people responsible for these horrific situation should be hung by their big toe, boiled in oil and forced to watch reruns of Doogie Howser.

THE NEWS NOT FIT TO PRINT!!!!!

THE GEEZER’S PLATE IS FULL OF SHIT NEWS FROM
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. TWENTY SOME SHTICKDRIKS WERE ARRESTED IN NEW JERSEY FOR MONEY LAUNDERING. AMONG THEM; POLITICIANS,
BUSINESS PEOPLE AND A FEW RABBIS.

PERSONALLY, I DON’T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT WHEN IT COMES TO THE RABBIS. I HAVE NEVER MET OR HEARD ABOUT A RABBI EVEN KNOWING A BAR OF SOAP. HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY BE GUILTY OF LAUNDERING WHEN THEY NEVER WASH? THIS MUST BE A FEDERAL SCAM TO INDICT THESE HAIRY GONIFS WHO USED THEIR FAKE CHARITIES TO LAUNDER ILLEGAL FUNDS.

IF THAT ISN’T ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CHOKE ON A MATZO BALL…WHO THE FUCKING HELL IS LYNN CHENEY? I’M SURE SHE ISN’T DICK’S DIKE DAUGHTER WHO HAS HER MOUTH FULL OF CARPET TO MAKE SPEECHES. DOES ANYBODY REALLY GIVE A CRAP
ABOUT WHAT LYNN THINKS OR BLABBERS ABOUT.
HER FATHER (AND FOR THAT MATTER, HER MOTHER, SHOULD BE HUNG FROM THEIR TOES AND DROPPED INTO A VAT OF KASHA.

THAT’S IT AND THAT’S ALL….

BRING BACK AMBULANCE CHASERS.

INSTEAD OF STAYING OUT OF OUR LIVES AS THE REPUBLICANS INSIST --THE FEDS MUST GET INVOLVED AND STOP AN CON THAT IS BEING FOISTED ON TV VIEWERS. EVERY CABLE NETWORK AND CHANNEL INUNDATES US WITH FALSE CLAIMS BY INSURANCE COMPANIES OR LAWYERS. THE POINT OF THESE ADS ARE TO FRIGHTEN THE CRAP OUT OF US BY SAYING THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SUBJECTED TO A DANGEROUS PRODUCT THAT CAN KILL. THAT ONLY THEY CAN GUARANTEE TO GET YOU LOTS OF MONEY FROM THE OFFENDING EVILDOER.

AFTER PROMISING MONEY, ONCE YOU CALL AN 800-NUMBER, THEY FLASH AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN A DISCLAIMER SMALL ENOUGH THAT ONLY AND OWL CAN READ IT. THESE DISCLAIMERS BASICALLY PROMISE YOU NOTHING. USUALLY IT SAYS THAT THE COMPANY OR LAW FIRM THAT IS PAYING FOR THE COMMERCIAL ISN’T RESPONSIBLE FOR GETTING YOU ANYTHING. THEY ARE JUST AGENTS AND WILL GIVE YOU A LIST OF SO-CALLED
‘EXPERT’ LAWYERS TO HANDLE YOUR CASE. SOME OF THE TINY PRINT ALSO SAYS THAT IN CASE YOUR CLAIM IS TURNED DOWN, THAT YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL COURT COSTS EVEN THE DEFENDENTS’.

HERE’S WHAT PISSES ME OFF: THESE FALSE ADS ARE TARGETTED TO OLD AND POOR PEOPLE. THAT’S THE REASON FOR THE UNREADABLE DISCLAIMER. THEY PROMISE MONEY AND BENEFITS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY CAN’T DELIVER ANYTHING – NOT EVEN A PIZZA. IF YOU CALL THE 800 NUMBER TO TALK TO “ONE OF THEIR EXPERTS” – YOU WILL PROBABLY BE CONNECTED TO INDIA OR PAKISTAN.

YEARS AGO, LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES WOULD GET THEIR PANTY-HOSE IN KNOTS AT SUPPOSED “AMBULANCE CHASERS.” THEY WERE ILLEGAL AND FROWNED UPON. NOW WITH TV, CABLE AND THE INTERNET A NEW TYPE OF CROOK HAS RAISED THEMSELVES OUT OF THE SMELLY MUD.
THE FCC AND STATE GOVERNMENTS SHOULD PROHIBIT THESE FALSE AND MISLEADING ADS FROM OUR AIRWAYS. THE AIRWAYS THAT THE PUBLIC OWNS.
THESE COMMERICAL BLOODSUCKING LAWYERS MUST BE STOPPED. I DON’T WANT ANYBODY TELLING ME THAT I CAN SUE FOR MILLIONS FOR MY ‘HEARTBREAK OF PSORIASIS!
MEN AND WOMEN ARE BEING DUPED BY THESE NO-GOODNICKS.

TIME FOR ACTION!

AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!

I’m sick and tired reading about the fucking Somali pirates. Don’t these dickheads realize how anachronistic they are? When any of us hear the word “Pirate” – we think of Errol Flynn, Yvonne DeCarlo, Anthony Quinn and Maureen O’Hara – not a ragtag bunch of street thugs.

The day after the Navy Seals rescued Capt. Phillips from these gangsters, after killing three of them – 4 more ships were hijacked on the high seas. It’s obvious that these pirates are after huge ransoms from the shipping lines or governments that own the hijacked boats. These thugs are controlled by Somalia warlords. In 2007, 263 ships where hijacked. It has gone up from then. A few sailors have been killed trying to defend their ships or as a warning to the owners that these killers mean business.

There is an International Law against piracy and robbery on the high seas. As usual with International laws nobody does a damn thing about enforcing them. The Old Geezer has a simple solution to end piracy once and for all. Somali is a lawless country. There is no functioning government. The place is run by criminal warlords making millions out of holding ships for ransom. Ready? We should bomb the fuck out of the Somalia coast and the rest of this lawless place. No one would miss the thieves. Fuck ‘em. If some of them are captured they should be drawn and quartered just like Charles Laughton would do. They should be summarily executed like mad dogs. The civilized world must use all means necessary to rid the world of these vermin.

If the International community is too pussy to do this, The U.S should go it alone – or, maybe with the help of the Israelis. These pirates have no reason to live!